"Now I have 30 fireworks stands, which completely fund my animal shelters."

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Joe Dirt
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30 Rock (2006) - S7E4 Unwindulax
Because I earned my trust fund by always being polite to Grandfather.
Joe Dirt
which is why I had to open this fireworks stand.
30 Rock (2006) - S7E10 Florida
Now, I don't know who usually sleeps on which side,
30 Rock (2006) - S7E12 Hogcock!
I have to find my bliss --
Primer (2004)
I called my mutual fund company and asked which stock in their mid-cap fund...
Arrested Development (2003) - S01E08 My Mother The Car
I am completely undressed.
The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)
Now the FBI is another animal completely.
Atlas Shrugged II The Strike (2012)
if I don't make my fund-raiser. Now get this:
Bow Wow Wow - I Want Candy
And I'll have candy all the time
Every Which Way But Loose (1978)
Can I have a fresh bag now?
12 Monkeys (2015) - Season 2, Episode 9
Guess which animal I became.
Animal House (1978)
? I gave my... ??
Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)
It is all that stands between the universe and completely violent destruction.
Every Which Way But Loose (1978)
And he's scratching his head. He's completely confused by now.
My Best Friend's Wedding (1997)
I'm completely out of sneaky ideas. I have come to the end...
30 Rock (2006) - S7E12 Hogcock!
God, I feel like I have a macropenis right now!
Bow Wow Wow - I Want Candy
You're my guy you're what the doctor ordered
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake (2010) - S01E08
My name is NEPTR, which stands for
I Love You Man (2009)
I completely underestimated you, my brother.
Animal House (1978)
Well, I'm sure I can arrange a nice little honorarium from the student fund.