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Now I have 30 fireworks stands, which completely fund my animal shelters.
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Now I have 30 fireworks stands, which completely fund my animal shelters.
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30 Rock (2006) - S01E18 Fireworks
which is why I rarely vacuum my apartment...
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30 Rock (2006) - S01E18 Fireworks
America, which I invented...
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30 Rock (2006) - S01E18 Fireworks
...which I invented,
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Joe Dirt
which is why I had to open this fireworks stand.
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Archer (2009) - S08E01 Animation
Meanwhile, I have to dip into my rainy day fund,
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30 Rock (2006) - S01E18 Fireworks
Now, Kenneth, have you ever used bronzer?
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30 Rock (2006) - S01E18 Fireworks
- Do you have time now? - Sure.
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30 Rock (2006) - S01E18 Fireworks
I have champagne, vodka, absinthe.
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30 Rock (2006) - S01E18 Fireworks
I just feel like I've known him forever now.
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30 Rock (2006) - S01E18 Fireworks
Floyd, I'm sorry, I have to go!
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30 Rock (2006) - S01E18 Fireworks
I have had five doughnuts today.
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30 Rock (2006) - S01E18 Fireworks
I never got out of my car,
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30 Rock (2006) - S01E18 Fireworks
I got to call my wife.
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30 Rock (2006) - S01E18 Fireworks
I heard you were talking to my colleague Devon Banks.
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30 Rock (2006) - S01E18 Fireworks
OK. Good. I just want to offer my support.
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30 Rock (2006) - S01E18 Fireworks
I don't have a title for that one.
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30 Rock (2006) - S01E18 Fireworks
Yeah, I think it might have been sick.
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30 Rock (2006) - S01E18 Fireworks
They can do shapes now. One time I saw a cowboy hat.
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30 Rock (2006) - S01E18 Fireworks
Well, I only have "Star Wars" and "Tootsie,"
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30 Rock (2006) - S01E18 Fireworks
I have been sexually rejected by not one,
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30 Rock (2006) - S01E18 Fireworks
I also have a sexual fantasy about Gopher...
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30 Rock (2006) - S01E18 Fireworks
Once in college, I pooped my pants a little bit
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30 Rock (2006) - S01E18 Fireworks
until I finished my second plate of shrimp.
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30 Rock (2006) - S01E18 Fireworks
but I just broke up with my girlfriend,
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30 Rock (2006) - S01E18 Fireworks
I'll let you know when I have the results.
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30 Rock (2006) - S01E18 Fireworks
Tracy, I have the results of your DNA test.
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30 Rock (2006) - S01E18 Fireworks
All right, Tracy, I have the DNA results right here.