"if I was an airplane pilot,"

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Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt: S01E12
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Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (2015) - Season 1, Episode 12 Kimmy Goes to Court!
if I was an airplane pilot,
My Dinner with Andre (1981)
And I mean, if I were gonna go on a trip on an airplane...
James Bond: Licence to Kill (1989)
- Leave it to the professionals. - Look, pal, I was an army pilot.
Private Benjamin (1980)
I mean, I don't know if this was an official...
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
If I went around saying I was an emperor...
Airplane! (1980)
I'll see if I can find some Dramamine.
The Bangles - Manic Monday
And if I had an aeroplane
Gilmore Girls (2000) - S07E22
If it was an interview, I would understand,
Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977)
...and it was an airplane.''
The Insider (1999)
I'm an investigator, and I was wondering if I could ask you a couple of questions about that.
The Departed (2006)
And I think if I was Sigmund fucking Freud I wouldn't get an answer.
Gilmore Girls (2000) - S07E22
If it was an interview, I would understand,
Seymour An Introduction (2015)
I thought if somebody told me I was going to my death,
Airplane! (1980)
I have an emergency call for you on line 5 from a Mr. Hamm.
Airplane! (1980)
I know, but this guy doing the flying has no airline experience at all.
The Simpsons - S27E10
So then I thought, "What if there was an app
Sophie B. Hawkins - Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover
If I was your girl believe me
Airplane! (1980)
I'm an airline pilot.
If I Stay Trailer
but he already was somebody.
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012)
...if I had told you everything there was to know about my adventures.