"if I was an airplane pilot,"

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Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt: S01E12
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Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (2015) - Season 1, Episode 12 Kimmy Goes to Court!
if I was an airplane pilot,
My Dinner with Andre (1981)
And I mean, if I were gonna go on a trip on an airplane...
James Bond: Licence to Kill (1989)
- Leave it to the professionals. - Look, pal, I was an army pilot.
Private Benjamin (1980)
I mean, I don't know if this was an official...
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
If I went around saying I was an emperor...
Airplane! (1980)
If you'll just be patient, I can work things out.
Airplane! (1980)
I was captivated, entranced. It hit me like a thunderbolt.
Airplane! (1980)
I was in the war myself, Medical Corps.
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants (2005)
It was lying next to you. I opened it to see if there was an ID.
Primer (2004)
- So you'd do it if it was an emergency? - No, I don't know. What, so you might then?
Thelma & Louise (1991)
Would you believe me if I told you this whole thing was an accident?
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants (2005)
I opened it to see if there was an ID in there.
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012)
...if I had told you everything there was to know about my adventures.
Transformers (2007)
Do you know what? I think that if there was some sort of an alien
Airplane! (1980)
One of the passengers, but he's an experienced Air Force pilot
Angie Tribeca (2016) - S01E01 Pilot
An extortion plot.
Airplane! (1980)
All right, now I want you to disengage the automatic pilot.
The Insider (1999)
I'm an investigator, and I was wondering if I could ask you a couple of questions about that.
Airplane! (1980)
Turn on automatic pilot.
Team America: World Police (2004)
I was just wondering if I can let go of an old, painful memory.