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And you don't have to be a smackhead to wank off old geezers,
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North Shore (1987)
I don't want to be some wrinkled-up old geezer, 40 years old...
1.8 secs
Madam Secretary (2014) - S02E07 You Say You Want a Revolution
Bunch of old geezers.
3.1 secs
Get Him to the Greek (2010)
What, you want to have a wank and then just rub my tits or something?
1.2 secs
Get Him to the Greek (2010)
I don't want to rub your tits and wank.
2 secs
Fleabag (2016) - S01E04
If you want to have a wank, I can give you some space.
2.8 secs
Madam Secretary (2014) - S02E07 You Say You Want a Revolution
I'd hardly call you an old geezer.
2.1 secs
Arrested Development (2003) - S04E14 Off the Hook
You're a monster, you don't have to be any good.
3.6 secs
Childrens Hospital (2008) - S04E07 British Hospital
I kept your appendix in a tin. Wanked off to it...
3.6 secs
Masters of Sex (2013) - S01E01 Thriller
and, you know, wank off while people are watching.
4 secs
Fresh Off the Boat (2015) - S01E06 Fajita Man
Because you don't have to be a hard man to be a hard worker.
2.1 secs
Daria (1997) - S03E03 The Old and the Beautiful
Don't have to be a wise man to figure that out.
3.4 secs
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997) - S07E12 Drama
except you don't have to be some old Catholic.
1.7 secs
Parks and Recreation (2009) - S06E03 The Pawnee-Eagleton Tip Off Classic
Well, you don't have to be entirely on the grid,
2.3 secs
The Iron Giant (1999)
And you don't have to be a gun.
4.4 secs
A Christmas Carol (2009)
- Oh, man. Look here. - You daft old geezer.
1.8 secs
Fresh Off the Boat (2015) - S01E01 Pilot
because you don't have to pretend to be someone else
2.1 secs
The Quick and the Dead (1995)
You have a choice to be here. I don't.
1.9 secs
Rick and Morty - S03E07 Ricklantis Mixup
Let's go. You don't have to be a dick.
3.7 secs
The Mighty Boosh (2004) - S02E05 Old Gregg
Well, I don't love you. And to be honest, you're starting to get on my nerves a bit now.
2 secs
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (2017)
You just have to be careful they don't inhale you.
1.3 secs
Fresh Off the Boat (2015) - S03E12 Sisters Without Subtext
and you don't like to be touched.
3.2 secs
How to Get Ahead in Advertising (1989) Fantasy
Don't you worry, old man. You have a little sleep.
1.7 secs
One Day at a Time 2017 (2017) - S01E09 Viva Cuba
And you don't have the luxury to be like,
2.5 secs
A Fish Called Wanda (1988)
No. You don't have to dash off, do you?
1.8 secs
BoJack Horseman (2014) - S03E07 Comedy
And you don't have to be, either.
4 secs
The Flight of the Conchords (2005) - S02E02 Music
♪ you don't have to be a prostitute ♪
2.9 secs
The Flight of the Conchords (2005) - S02E02 Music
♪ you don't have to be a prostitute ♪