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2.9 secs
Man Up (2015)
- I'm joking. - Not funny.
2.3 secs
Funny Face (1957)
- Please, Dick. - I don't understand.
2.1 secs
Peep Show (2003) - S01E02 The Interview
- 'Don't joke. ' - 'I'm not. '
1.5 secs
Parks and Recreation (2009) - S05E15 Correspondents' Lunch
She's stealing my jokes.
1.9 secs
Arrested Development (2003) - S01E21 Not Without My Daughter
Unless you're stealing or working, I'm pretty sure it is.
1.9 secs
Balls of Fury (2007)
I'm not joking, man. I'm FBI. I swear.
3.3 secs
The Office (2005) - S06E04 Niagara (Part 1)
Don't, don't, don't. You stole my joke. Don't steal my joke.
3.8 secs
She's Out of My League (2010)
- Just joking. I'm just joking. - You are funny.
2.2 secs
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
I'm not happy in my work, Captain.
1.3 secs
Childrens Hospital (2008) - S02E05 Joke Overload
I'm not trying to be a dick.
2 secs
Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)
Grand theft auto. Don't steal any of my jokes.
2.7 secs
Man Up (2015)
- I'm such a dick. - You're not. You're not a dick.
2.1 secs
The Good Wife (2009) - S02E05
My jokes aren't funny?
2.3 secs
Rain Man (1988)
It's funny, I just realized I'm not pissed off
2.2 secs
Patriots Day (2016)
- Don't steal my shit! - Fuck you, man.
2.5 secs
Knocked Up (2007)
Like, she wasn't laughing at my jokes. I mean, I'm like a funny guy.
1.3 secs
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015) - S02E11 Josh Is the Man of My Dreams, Right?
Don't be a dick.
4.1 secs
The People vs. Larry Flynt (1996)
- It's not funny, a joke like that. - I'm not joking. Would you marry me?
1.5 secs
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015) - S01E08 My Mom, Greg's Mom and Josh's Sweet Dance Moves!
It's a funny joke.
2.8 secs
Funny Face (1957)
I don't think jokes about FIostre are funny.
3.5 secs
Basic Instinct (1992)
- A private joke, asshole. - I don't think it's funny.
3.8 secs
Born on the Fourth of July (1989)
The bitch thinks it's funny I can't move my dick!
1.5 secs
Eat Pray Love (2010)
-He was joking. -Not funny.
3.3 secs
James Bond: Die Another Day (2002)
I never joke about my work.
2.2 secs
Half Baked (1998)
A little joke. Not funny.
6.4 secs
Dick Tracy (1990)
I always get my man
6.4 secs
Dick Tracy (1990)
I always get my man