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If I tell you, that's my ass chopped up
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5.2 secs
The Godfather: Part II (1974)
I said, "Can of peas, my ass. That's a Ritz cracker and chopped liver!"
1.8 secs
Ash vs Evil Dead (2015) - S02E01
when I chopped up my friends.
2.4 secs
Game of Thrones (2011) - S05E08
If you chop off my head, well,
2.7 secs
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015) - S01E03 I Hope Josh Comes to My Party!
and you chopped them up into a tapenade of reproach...
2.2 secs
American Horror Story (2011) - S02E01 Horror
They say I chopped up my family.
2.6 secs
The Devil Wears Prada (2006)
And if you mess up, my head is on the chopping block.
1.7 secs
Barbershop 2: Back in Business (2004)
Would you know me if I shoved my foot up your ass?
2.7 secs
Kick-Ass (2010)
I got to tell you, that hurt.
3.3 secs
Kick-Ass (2010)
...I gotta tell you... that hurt.
2.8 secs
Louie (2010) - S03E02 Telling Jokes / Set Up
If-- if you blowing me hinged on my doing that to you,
1.7 secs
Kick Ass 2 (2013)
Did I tell you guys that that sick bastard
5.4 secs
The Great White Hype (1996)
I'll tell you what, honk. I'll stick my dick so far up your fucking ass I impale your tonsils.
1.4 secs
Silicon Valley (2014) - S02E05 Server Space
If I busted my ass?
3.2 secs
Sons of Anarchy (2008) - S05E13 Crime
Nothing, if they're up my ass.
3.1 secs
Breaking Bad (2008) - S02E05 Drama
Don't you get that? DEA's up my ass.
3.3 secs
Kick-Ass (2010)
Frankie, I'm telling you, man, I swear I'm not making this up.
3.2 secs
Kick-Ass (2010)
Frankie, I'm telling you, man, I swear I'm not making this up.
2.9 secs
Entourage (2004) - S05E07 Gotta Look Up to Get Down
is that you don't think I have the acting chops to play Marcel Proust?
4.5 secs
Suits (2011) - S01E06 Drama
But if you think that means that I can't kick your ass up and down this floor,
2.2 secs
I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)
If he shows up-- I'll pound his ass.
2.3 secs
Mr 3000 (2004)
- Head up my ass? - That's right! Head up your ass!
4.2 secs
JAMIE FOXX : MASTER ACTOR - Episode 2 'Trust Everyone'
I will! If you get off my ass for once.
2 secs
Bad Santa (2003)
I could stick you up my ass, small fry.
3.1 secs
I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)
They'll nail my ass. That's not true.
3.7 secs
Friends with Benefits (2011)
Now, see, if you were my girlfriend, I couldn't tell you to shut up right now.
2.8 secs
The Dictator (2012)
and I kind of need you to hurry up, chief. Chop-chop.
3 secs
Knocked Up (2007)
If you take one step towards that door, I will tell security