"I'm Jerry Seinfeld, and this is Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee."

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Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee S01E09 I Want Sandwiches, I Want Chicken.mp4
I'm sorry, this is terrible to do, but I--
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee S01E09 I Want Sandwiches, I Want Chicken.mp4
This is a comedy class. Morty sees Moshe on the street and says:
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee S01E09 I Want Sandwiches, I Want Chicken.mp4
-Yeah? -It's Jerry.
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee S01E09 I Want Sandwiches, I Want Chicken.mp4
-Stop that. -Jerry.
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee S01E09 I Want Sandwiches, I Want Chicken.mp4
This is 2012?
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee S01E09 I Want Sandwiches, I Want Chicken.mp4
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. I met a girl. She was incredibly thin.
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee S01E09 I Want Sandwiches, I Want Chicken.mp4
I was in the area and I was wondering if you'd like to go grab a coffee.
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee S01E09 I Want Sandwiches, I Want Chicken.mp4
This is a 1960 Rolls-Royce Silver Cloud II.
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee S01E09 I Want Sandwiches, I Want Chicken.mp4
...and they're swaying. And I said:
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee S01E09 I Want Sandwiches, I Want Chicken.mp4
And it's playing, and I'm with a bunch of people in an elevator, a nice lady...
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee S01E09 I Want Sandwiches, I Want Chicken.mp4
-Anyway, this is where he sits. -Right.
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee S01E09 I Want Sandwiches, I Want Chicken.mp4
I'm glad you like it.
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee S01E09 I Want Sandwiches, I Want Chicken.mp4
...and the cowboy says, "I'm parked behind the commissary."
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee S01E09 I Want Sandwiches, I Want Chicken.mp4
My name is Ruthie and I'll be your server.
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee S01E09 I Want Sandwiches, I Want Chicken.mp4
And he said, "I'm a lawyer. I don't wanna be a lawyer.
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee S01E09 I Want Sandwiches, I Want Chicken.mp4
-So I had this idea... -Right.
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee S01E09 I Want Sandwiches, I Want Chicken.mp4
Wow, this is not very elegant.
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee S01E09 I Want Sandwiches, I Want Chicken.mp4
"Old Jews telling jokes." I'm an old Jew, I'll tell a joke.
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee S01E09 I Want Sandwiches, I Want Chicken.mp4
I'm just a prince, I'm not a king.
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee S01E09 I Want Sandwiches, I Want Chicken.mp4
Thank you for doing this, by the way. Do you have any idea what you're doing?