"That's like asking me which one of my children's placentas"

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Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt: S01E04
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Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (2015) - Season 1, Episode 4 Kimmy Goes to the Doctor!
That's like asking me which one of my children's placentas
Wimbledon (2004)
It's like asking me which one of my kids I love more.
Master of None (2015) - S01E04 Indians on TV
Man, that's, like, one of my favorite Indian actors.
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)
- He's asking me to come live with him. - That's great.
One Direction - Story of My Life
The story of my life
Cat on a Hot Tin Roof
For backing me up in my lie.
The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)
which requires me to drink one of those
A Bug's Life (1998)
I will be branded with this mistake for the rest of my life. My children's children will walk down the street...
One Direction - Story of My Life
The fire beneath my feet is burning bright
One Direction - Story of My Life
The ground beneath my feet is open wide
She's Out of My League (2010)
- which one of you was hotter? - No. Because he behaved
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)
Now, which one of you can tell me the difference...
Cool Hand Luke (1967)
On my knees, asking.
One Direction - Story of My Life
The story of my life (the story of, the story of)
One Direction - Story of My Life
The story of my life I give her hope (give her hope)
Head of State (2003)
One of you all will drive me home because my bike is messed up.
One Direction - Story of My Life
And I'll be gone gone tonight
One Direction - Story of My Life
The story of my life I give her hope
One Direction - Story of My Life
But baby running after you is like chasing the clouds
The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water (2015)
That's one minute of my life I'll never get back.