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Hot Tub Time Machine (2010)
she practically stabbed me in the eye with a fork.
2.6 secs
Hot Tub Time Machine (2010)
I got stabbed in the face with a fork.
2.5 secs
Shameless (2011) - S07E04 I Am A Storm
so I can stab my eyes out with a fork.
2.4 secs
Hot Tub Time Machine (2010)
All these years! You stabbed me in the eye with a fucking fork
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Hot Tub Time Machine (2010)
Actually, she did stab me in the eye with a fork.
1.1 secs
Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
Stabbed me with a fork.
2.9 secs
King of the Hill (1997) - S06E17 Comedy
She stabbed my daddy in the back with a fork.
2.7 secs
30 Rock (2006) - S02E14
and I don't want to stab you in the face with a giant fork.
2.2 secs
The Office (2005) - S05E10 Moroccan Christmas
I stab her in the brain with a wooden stick.
2.9 secs
The Rock (1996)
I almost stabbed myself in the heart with this thing.
4.8 secs
American Dad! (2005) - S01E05 Comedy
Then I guess he wouldn't mind if I poke him in the eye with a fork.
1.6 secs
Community (2009) - S06E04 Queer Studies & Advanced Waxing
and I will stab you in the eye with it,
2.8 secs
King of the Hill (1997) - S02E02 Comedy
There's the fork Mama stabbed Daddy with.
2.6 secs
Pump Up the Volume (1990)
and stab them with your plastic forks!
1.3 secs
Dr. Ken (2015) - S01E10 The Master Scheduler
Quick fork in the eye!
2.2 secs
Best in Show (2000)
I'll stab you with forks until you bleed!
2.5 secs
Miss March (2009)
and I stabbed her in the face a bunch.
3.1 secs
The Last Ship (2014) - S02E01
I saw a woman stab her sister in the back
2.9 secs
She's Out of My League (2010)
and I will stab you in the eyes with confiscated scissors.
3.9 secs
Orphan Black (2013) - S01E05
- Oh, my God. You asshole! - You'd stab me in the eye with a nail file?
2.4 secs
Dr. Ken (2015) - S01E18 Dicky Wexler's Last Show
That's where Don Rickles stabbed me with a fork.
2.1 secs
3rd Rock from the Sun (1996) - S01E05 Sci-Fi
with a fork first.
2.5 secs
Miss March (2009)
and I stabbed her in the face!
3.2 secs
Veep (2012) - S04E07 Mommy Meyer
Take this fork, stab me right here in the carotid.
4.4 secs
Orphan Black (2013) - S01E05
Yeah, you sneak up on me in the shower, I am gonna stab you in the eye with a nail file!
1.7 secs
Shameless (US) (2011) - S03E09
Stick a fork in my eye?
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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)
...with just a fork.