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Count toothpicks, cheat at cards. Autistic, sure. Not retarded.
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Gilmore Girls: A Year in the Life S01E01 Winter
He cheated at cards.
3.5 secs
Rain Man (1988)
- He's retarded. - Autistic. Actually, high-functioning.
2.8 secs
21 (2008)
We're counting cards, we're not gambling.
1.7 secs
Bob's Burgers (2011) - S01E01
No, you're not autistic, tina.
1.2 secs
Next (2007)
I thought he was cheating us at cards.
1.3 secs
MacGyver (2016) - S01E05 Toothpick
I'm not sure what you're going to say
2.2 secs
Can't Buy Me Love (1987)
Cards are for retards. [Laughs]
2.2 secs
MacGyver (2016) - S01E05 Toothpick
At least not till we catch her.
2.2 secs
Game of Thrones (2011) - S05E08
I'm not good at counting.
2.3 secs
Knocked Up (2007)
- Are you sure? - I'm 100 % sure he's not cheating.
7.3 secs
A Night at the Roxbury (1998)
Sure this is your card? It's not processing. I have to call it in.
3.3 secs
MacGyver (2016) - S01E05 Toothpick
not very good at making plans, but... if...
1.6 secs
Ballers (2015) - S02E04
I'm not sure it counts for shit.
3 secs
Rain Man (1988)
- Counted cards in Las Vegas. - Counted cards?
2.7 secs
Eddie the Eagle (2016)
I'm not sure, I haven't been counting.
3.2 secs
Rain Man (1988)
- We're counting cards. - You're counting cards?
2 secs
MacGyver (2016) - S01E05 Toothpick
57 hours and counting?
1.3 secs
Parks and Recreation (2009) - S03E06 Indianapolis
Then I'm sure he's not cheating on you.
2.6 secs
Vegas Vacation (1997)
Card counting, Clark?
2.3 secs
The Office (2005) - S06E22 Secretary's Day
Wait, that's crazy far. Are you sure she's not cheating?
4.5 secs
Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman (1993) - S04E12 Adventure
Lois, I would never use a little... to cheat at cards.
4.2 secs
Tropic Thunder (2008)
Dustin Hoffman, Rain Man, looked retarded, act retarded, not retarded.
1.6 secs
Mad Men (2007) - S03E10 The Color Blue
I'm not retarded.
3.3 secs
American Pie 2 (2001)
- You suck, retard. - I'm not retarded.
2.4 secs
Breaking Bad (2008) - S01E03
I'm Rain Man counting his toothpicks.
1.8 secs
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake (2010) - S01E08
I'm not that good at counting.
2 secs
MacGyver (2016) - S01E05 Toothpick
that prints up business cards.