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- Axe Cop is going to kill you. - Not if I kill me first!
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4.1 secs
Axe Cop (2013) - S01E03 Comedy
Not if I kill you 4,001 times first.
2.3 secs
Axe Cop (2013) - S01E06 Comedy
I learned that if you're going to kill something,
2.1 secs
Axe Cop (2013) - S02E06 Comedy
Oh, I'm not going to kill you, dummy.
3.5 secs
Axe Cop (2013) - S01E12 Comedy
Right after I kill your girlfriend, I'm going to kill you.
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Axe Cop (2013) - S01E08 Comedy
the first thing I do is print out a list of bad guys to kill
2.8 secs
Axe Cop (2013) - S02E03 Comedy
Me? No no. You go kill him.
3.7 secs
Axe Cop (2013) - S02E06 Comedy
And now... I have to kill you.
2.9 secs
Axe Cop (2013) - S01E05 Comedy
I was trying to kill you.
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Axe Cop (2013) - S01E11 Comedy
When I grow up, I'm going to kill bad guys
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Axe Cop (2013) - S01E05 Comedy
as much as I'm going to enjoy killing you.
1.6 secs
This Is Us (2016) S02E10 Number Three
Not if I don't kill him first.
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Axe Cop (2013) - S01E03 Comedy
And I will stop at nothing to kill you.
2.8 secs
Axe Cop (2013) - S02E03 Comedy
I did kill you. But then I un-killed you.
1.6 secs
Axe Cop (2013) - S01E03 Comedy
I'm going to kill the British Army.
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Axe Cop (2013) - S01E10 Comedy
I'm going to have to kill you the old-fashioned way...
2.5 secs
I Love You, Beth Cooper (2009)
Because he is going to kill me.
2.4 secs
Axe Cop (2013) - S02E06 Comedy
- Which is? - Kill you, replace you
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Axe Cop (2013) - S01E07 Comedy
I let Baby Man kill me
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The Blacklist (2013) - S02E07 Drama
...is to let me go because if you kill me...
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Axe Cop (2013) - S02E06 Comedy
One problem. You can't kill me.
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Axe Cop (2013) - S02E03 Comedy
is done by bad guys I killed and brought back to life.
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Axe Cop (2013) - S02E04 Comedy
No! I don't want to kill them.
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Axe Cop (2013) - S01E06 Comedy
And now I'm back to kill you.
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Axe Cop (2013) - S01E11 Comedy
I bet you don't get to kill a lot of bad guys doing that.
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Axe Cop (2013) - S02E02 Comedy
What? Why are you not killing Axe Cop?
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Emerald City (2017) - S01E06 Fantasy
If not, they're going to kill you.
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Axe Cop (2013) - S01E03 Comedy
Even if that means killing you 4,001 times.