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I don't have a joke.
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I don't have a joke.
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Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013) - S01E15
Ah, joke's on you. I don't have a dentist.
2.7 secs
Erin Brockovich (2000)
No, I don't want a joke.
2 secs
Parks and Recreation (2009) - S05E15 Correspondents' Lunch
- I have a joke for you. - Okay.
1.4 secs
Madam Secretary (2014) - S02E22 Render Safe
I don't. That was a joke.
2 secs
Da Ali G Show (2000) - S01E01 Reality-TV
- I have a joke. - Uh-huh.
1.3 secs
The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S01E02 The Big Bran Hypothesis
- It's a joke. - I don't get it.
1.9 secs
Seinfeld (1989) - S02E12 The Busboy
I have. That's not a joke.
1.8 secs
Muppets from Space (1999)
Well, I have a joke book.
1.9 secs
Louie (2010) - S02E11 Duckling
... I actually, I have this "joke-joke,"
2.3 secs
Louie (2010) - S03E02 Telling Jokes / Set Up
Well, I don't have it on me.
3 secs
Louie (2010) - S03E02 Telling Jokes / Set Up
I don't even have to say anything."
3.7 secs
Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood (1996)
I was foolin' y'all, Those was jokes,
2.4 secs
Louie (2010) - S05E02 A La Carte
Jokes? See, I-- That's the thing, I don't--
2.9 secs
Peggy Sue Got Married (1986)
I don't have time for this. I don't have time for jokes.
2.4 secs
Louie (2010) - S03E02 Telling Jokes / Set Up
I don't want a husband.
2.1 secs
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E19 The Yada Yada
Now, see, I don't think it is a Catholic joke.
3.5 secs
Basic Instinct (1992)
- A private joke, asshole. - I don't think it's funny.
2.4 secs
Louie (2010) - S03E02 Telling Jokes / Set Up
I have a landscaping company.
1.8 secs
Exit Through the Gift Shop (2010)
I don't even know if there is a joke.
3 secs
Swimfan (2002)
I don't want to be a locker room joke, so...
1.4 secs
BoJack Horseman (2014) - S01E08
I just don't understand how it's a joke.
2.4 secs
The Girl on the Train (2016)
I don't even know if that's a joke or not.
1.9 secs
Ballers (2015) - S01E09 Drama
I don't think the whole boat mess was a joke.
2 secs
Silicon Valley (2014) - S03E01 Founder Friendly
All joking aside, I actually have a few thoughts
2.9 secs
Louie (2010) - S05E02 A La Carte
I don't really know that those were really jokes.
2 secs
South Park (1997) - S12E01 Comedy
This is a joke! I can't have AIDS!
1.3 secs
Mad Men (2007) - S03E13 Shut the Door. Have a Seat.
What a joke.