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Mort's a mortician, so aren't his clients all dead people?
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Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead
Some guy. A mortician.
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it's dead people hair, so...
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Aren't you nervous Mort knows all about this stuff?
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A-Aren't you dead?
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So, he's a client,
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They're all dead, aren't they?
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So, Mort, you ordered a small?
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A lot of people are dead. So...
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We'll get so big, we'll run Mort off his land
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Oh, aren't you sweet. His father's dead.
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Aren't they all?
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So many dead people.
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My people, all dead?
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...by all his wise guy clients.
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His symptoms aren't psychological.
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I like rebels. Martin Luther King, he led his people all the way to DC.
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Your Jersey clients aren't a tenth as pathetic as the
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his problems are affecting his ability to serve his clients.
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BOB: People aren't talking, Harry.
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They're all dead already, aren't they?
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Aren't you going to be hanging with your clients?
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So are all my other clients. Ugh!
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so we're all a little obvious here, aren't we?
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and really make sure our clients aren't misrepresented.
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Thirty million people aren't gonna wait for you...