💥   Watch user mashups made from clips
Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
Mort's a mortician, so aren't his clients all dead people?
Embed this clip in your website?
Mort's a mortician, so aren't his clients all dead people?
Start Clip End
<<< << < 559.35 > >> >>> <<< << < 563.57 > >> >>>
keeps the servers running:

2.3 secs
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015) - S02E04 When Will Josh and His Friend Leave Me Alone?
it's dead people hair, so...
1.9 secs
One Day at a Time 2017 (2017) - S01E11 The Straight and Narrow
Okay, so, gay people aren't magic.
1 secs
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake (2010) - S01E12 Comedy
A-Aren't you dead?
1.4 secs
Supergirl (2015) - S02E06
They're all dead, aren't they?
1.3 secs
Bob's Burgers (2011) - S03E06
So, Mort, you ordered a small?
1.3 secs
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015) - S01E08 My Mom, Greg's Mom and Josh's Sweet Dance Moves!
So, he's a client,
2.1 secs
Fargo (2014) - S01E08 Drama
A lot of people are dead. So...
1.9 secs
Bob's Burgers (2011) - S04E11 Comedy
We'll get so big, we'll run Mort off his land
2.4 secs
Sherlock (2010) - S03E03 Drama
So many dead people.
2.1 secs
Carlito's Way (1993)
...by all his wise guy clients.
5.1 secs
Dead Man Walking (1995)
I like rebels. Martin Luther King, he led his people all the way to DC.
1.6 secs
Dr. Ken (2015) - S02E02 Ken and Allison Share a Patient
His symptoms aren't psychological.
4.3 secs
The Family Man (2000)
Your Jersey clients aren't a tenth as pathetic as the
1.2 secs
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013) - S03E22 Crime
They're all dead already, aren't they?
3.2 secs
And Justice for All (1979)
his problems are affecting his ability to serve his clients.
1.6 secs
All the Presidents Men (1976)
BOB: People aren't talking, Harry.
2.2 secs
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015) - S02E06 Who Needs Josh When You Have a Girl Group?
Aren't you going to be hanging with your clients?
2.1 secs
Bob's Burgers (2011) - S04E03 Comedy
So are all my other clients. Ugh!
2.1 secs
Mad Men (2007) - S02E08 A Night to Remember
and really make sure our clients aren't misrepresented.
1.4 secs
Drop Dead Gorgeous (1999)
Thirty million people aren't gonna wait for you...
1.8 secs
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015) - S01E07 I'm So Happy That Josh Is So Happy!
of a potential client, that...
2.3 secs
Flight of The Conchords S01E09
They're a dead giveaway, aren't they? Just...
2.9 secs
Dragnet (1987)
Okay, so maybe all his dogs aren't attached to one leash.
2.1 secs
The Blacklist (2013) - S01E14 Drama
So, it appears the six aren't people.
3.9 secs
Die Hard: With a Vengeance (1995)
I repeat, Nils is dead, fuck-head. So's his pal.
4.1 secs
Crazy People (1990)
Mort wants to be a comedy writer and move to Hollywood.
5.7 secs
Drop Dead Fred (1991)
(Judge) Counsel, advise your client to keep his remarks to himself.