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I am not programmed for friendship.
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I am not programmed for friendship.
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1.8 secs
Supergirl (2015) - S01E02
I am not programmed to do that.
2.3 secs
The Program (1993)
Am I goin' too fast for ya?
3 secs
The Program (1993)
- Am I goin' too fast for ya? - What?
2.6 secs
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003)
I am not programmed to follow your orders.
2.3 secs
South Park (1997) - S18E07 Comedy
I am a computer program. I'm not real.
3.2 secs
Star Wars Rebels (2014) - S03E05 Adventure
I am not programmed to comprehend your humor.
1.6 secs
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015) - S02E02 When Will Josh See How Cool I Am?
Just like a friendship.
2.7 secs
My Little Pony: The Movie (2017)
♫ I once hoped for friendship ♫
1.9 secs
Clone High (2002-2003) S01E03 A.D.D.: The Last 'D' Is for Disorder
Not our matching friendship locket!
1.4 secs
Big Hero 6
I am programmed to assess
2.6 secs
My Little Pony: The Movie (2017)
♫ I am the princess of friendship ♫
4.5 secs
American Dad! (2005) - S03E03 Comedy
But if you can't accept me for who I am, then this friendship is over.
2.4 secs
The Program (1993)
I'm not as young as you think I am. They held me back a year, you know.
4.1 secs
New Girl (2011) - S01E06 Thanksgiving
If not for friendship of a tribe
1.4 secs
Futureworld (1976)
I'm not programmed for sex.
2 secs
Star Wars Rebels (2014) - S03E17 Adventure
For I am not alone.
1.3 secs
Parks and Recreation (2009) - S05E21 Swing Vote
For friendship.
4.2 secs
Breaking Bad (2008) - S04E04 Drama
And then I say how proud I am of you for joining a 12-step program.
1.4 secs
Inside Out (2015)
Not Friendship.
1.8 secs
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015) - S02E01 Where Is Josh's Friend?
For friendship.
2.4 secs
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003)
I am programmed to follow your commands.
2.2 secs
Gravity Falls (2012) - S01E08 Animation
I brought rope for friendship bracelets!
2.5 secs
Community (2009) - S01E21 Contemporary American Poultry
I am programmed to love this backpack.
2.8 secs
30 Rock (2006) - S06E05 Today You Are a Man
Because I am quitting the page program.
1.8 secs
For Your Consideration (2006)
I am not you, Mama.
1.7 secs
The Good Place (2016) S02E07 Derek
I am not that. I am not happy for them.
2.9 secs
30 Rock (2006) - S04E01 Season 4
I am shutting down the page program.