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Okay. Why did the negro wear a tux on his way to his vasectomy? Why?
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The Office (2005) - S05E18 New Boss
He just had to wear his tux today.
2.3 secs
30 Rock (2006) - S01E07 Tracy Does Conan
Why are you wearing a tux?
3.6 secs
The Mary Tyler Moore Show (1970) - S01E22 A Friend in Deed
- Sure. - Ted'll go anywhere he can wear his tux.
2.1 secs
Instructions Not Included (2013)
Why does he wear his underwear on the outside?
1.2 secs
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015) - S01E09 I'm Going to the Beach with Josh and His Friends!
Why?
3.8 secs
Friends (1994) - S06E19 The One With Joey's Fridge
Someone that has his own tux or the ability to rent a tux.
1.4 secs
The Princess Diaries (2001)
You don't have to wear a tux.
4.4 secs
The Da Vinci Code (2006)
...was to draw a goddess symbol on his chest? Why?
2.2 secs
Criminal Minds (2005) - S05E09
Why isn't he on his way to new jersey?
3.3 secs
All the Way (2016)
Why are you being such a shitheel with the press about me pulling on his ears?
3.5 secs
Raising Arizona (1987)
and a Negro born with his heart on the outside.
3.1 secs
All the Way (2016)
- Why, his Communist connections... - Edgar,
2.1 secs
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E02 The Soul Mate
Kevin's having his vasectomy reversed.
3.4 secs
Friends (1994) - S06E04 The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance
Why did I have to speak in a British accent?
2.2 secs
Grace and Frankie (2015) - S01E05 The Fall
Why would Dr Mason be on his way?
3.4 secs
The Way of the Gun (2000)
Fucking sign on his head reading, Why bother?
3.6 secs
Archer (2009) - S01E06 Animation
- Why don't you wear a vasectomy? - This again? Don't you want a grandkid?
4.2 secs
30 Rock (2006) - S01E17 The Fighting Irish
I know I'm the guy who lied to his wife about having a vasectomy, but this...
1.7 secs
Bones (2005) - S12E03 Crime
Which is why I want you to get a vasectomy.
3.4 secs
Suits (2011) - S06E12 Drama
Did Harvey get his tux for the prom?
3.9 secs
Ocean's Twelve (2004) Crime
- They did something to the eggs. - Why accept his challenge?
1.2 secs
A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Miserable Mill 1 - S01E07
He's on his way.
2.4 secs
Friends (1994) - S10E05 The One Where Rachel's Sister Babysits
Why, did something happen to his falafel cart?
3 secs
The O.C. (2003) - S02E23 Drama
a hot guy in a tux with a carnation pinned to his lapel.
1.1 secs
The Dictator (2012)
Why did you chop off his head?
1.9 secs
Get a Life (1990) - S01E10 Zoo Animals on Wheels
On his way to the audition,
2.4 secs
The Fugitive (1993) Drama
SAM: Why did Kimble kill his wife?