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1.8 secs
Parks and Recreation (2009) - S01E03 The Reporter
Oh,no. I don't count that.
3.3 secs
James Bond: The Man with the Golden Gun (1974)
Don't count on that.
4.6 secs
Ally McBeal (1997) - S05E02 Drama
-That's a matter of court reporting. -I don't like surprises.
2.8 secs
Dr. Ken (2015) - S02E04 Dr. Ken: Child of Divorce
But I don't even count that one because, you know, who cares?
3.1 secs
Observe and Report (2009)
...because I don't need that shit to know who the fuck I am.
2 secs
Silicon Valley (2014) - S02E09 Binding Arbitration
You said that. I can have the court reporter
1.9 secs
Caddyshack (1980)
Don't count that! I was interfered with.
2.6 secs
Friends (1994) - S06E20 The One With Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.
No, I didn't say that. That doesn't count.
3.4 secs
Friends (1994) - S10E01 The One After Joey And Rachel Kiss
- I saw that report, with the infrared... - No! No.
2.4 secs
The Vampire Diaries (2009) - S02E02 Horror
Six. I don't count the last one.
4.8 secs
Borgen (2010) - S01E01 Dyden i midten
We know every question, because we check them off with the reporters.
3.3 secs
Designated Survivor (2016) - S01E17 The Ninth Seat
that can't be resolved because we don't have a Supreme Court?
3.1 secs
We Bare Bears (2015) - S01E04
the ones who wrote that report.
3.3 secs
Minority Report (2002)
I used to joke with Lamar that we were the mother and father of Precrime.
3.3 secs
Friends (1994) - S06E16 The One That Could Have Been (2)
Let me tell you about this chick I scored with last night.
2 secs
Any Given Sunday (1999)
That's why you don't score with the ladies!
3.7 secs
The Perfect Score (2004)
Don't you find it ridiculous that from day one, they tell us to be unique,
1.6 secs
NewsRadio (1995) - S03E04 Romance
No, Dave, I don't, because your score,
1.9 secs
Sharknado 2: The Second One (2014)
We are now receiving reports that the
3.2 secs
The Perfect Score (2004)
I know I am. That's why we approached you.
2.4 secs
Friends (1994) - S01E12 The One With the Dozen Lasagnas
Score! You suck.
3.4 secs
The Perfect Score (2004)
You don't think I would like to sit up with my family on Christmas?
3.7 secs
The Perfect Score (2004)
No, but I don't think that's gonna be possible now.
2.9 secs
The Perfect Score (2004)
- I don't have dinnertime. - Well, that's a shame.
1.5 secs
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013) - S02E23 Crime
but we don't count it, because...
2.8 secs
Friends (1994) - S01E12 The One With the Dozen Lasagnas
- Whoo! Score. - Game. Us.
3.5 secs
The Perfect Score (2004)
for us at St. John's, but we can work with that.