"And this isn't my nose. It's a false one."

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Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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It's a Wonderful Life (1947)
Well, this is where I left my car and it isn't here.
My Week with Marilyn (2011)
Acting isn't just a case of putting on a costume or a false nose.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010)
This is a false trail.
A Bug's Life (1998)
This, my friends, is false advertising.
Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job
My nose, my nose. My kingdom for a nose.
This Is the End (2013)
It's not working, this isn't working.
Sense and Sensibility (1995)
But this place has one claim on my affections none other can share.
It's a Wonderful Life (1947)
I'll bet it's a warrant for my arrest. Isn't it wonderful?
Freaks and Geeks (1999) - Season 1, Episode 1
I guess the nose bone must have missed my brain.
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015) - S1E4 I'm Going on a Date with Josh's Friend!
That one was a false alarm.
It's a Wonderful Life (1947)
Look, Mr. Potter, it's no skin off my nose.
It's a Wonderful Life (1947)
Hmmm, this isn't gonna be so easy.
Angie Tribeca (2016) - S2E5 A Coldie but a Goodie
This isn't my chair.
White Christmas (1954)
Isn't this awful? It's like taking money under false pretenses.
The Family Man (2000)
This isn't my life. It's just a glimpse.
Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job
- I wanna get one. - I think it's a mistake.
One Crazy Summer (1986)
Lose the nose. Fix that, and...
Strangers on a Train (1951)
He says this isn't the man we want. It's the other one.
It's a Wonderful Life (1947)
As I say, it's no skin off my nose.
The Flash (2014) -S01E04
and send a false update,