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You can put my wife and I both down for Turd Sandwich.
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2.5 secs
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
...what can I do for you, my burglars of turd?
1.8 secs
South Park (1997) - S20E01
There you can see the Turd Sandwich
1.1 secs
South Park (1997) - S08E08 Comedy
and a turd sandwich.
1.8 secs
South Park (1997) - S08E08 Comedy
No, no, you... you wrote down Turd Sandwich.
2.1 secs
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
You put your turd in my bed, I shave you.
3.2 secs
Parks and Recreation (2009) - S05E22 Are You Better Off?
- My wife is pregnant! - Okay, put me down.
1.5 secs
Bob's Burgers (2011) - S02E01
Can I put you down for garbanzo?
2.3 secs
South Park (1997) - S08E08 Comedy
All right, Turd Sandwich, this next question is for you.
1.3 secs
Community (2009) - S03E11 Urban Matrimony and the Sandwich Arts
I didn't kill my wife!
2.7 secs
South Park (1997) - S20E01
Yes, I know she's a Turd Sandwich, but, you know,
2.6 secs
The Deer Hunter (1978)
I gotta put my can down for this.
2.5 secs
Real Genius (1985)
- Put down the sandwiches and go. - Me?
2 secs
Community (2009) - S06E10 Basic RV Repair and Palmistry
You turd!
2.2 secs
The Office (2005) - S05E01 Weight Loss
Angela, can I put you down for 10 pounds?
1.6 secs
Bob's Burgers (2011) - S03E15
How many can I put you down for?
5.7 secs
South Park (1997) - S08E08 Comedy
Students can now cast their choice between the Giant Douche and the Turd Sandwich.
3.3 secs
Family Guy (1999) - S08E19 Comedy
so I can put some bacitracin on this and pork my wife.
1.8 secs
Desperate Housewives (2004) - S01E15 Romance
Can I finish my sandwich?
3 secs
White House Down (2013)
You think I put my country through this for money?
3.5 secs
South Park (1997) - S08E08 Comedy
And now your second nominee, Turd Sandwich.
1.5 secs
South Park (1997) - S08E08 Comedy
...Sir, you are a turd sandwich.
2.7 secs
One Day at a Time 2017 (2017) - S01E03 No Mass
Well, I am putting both of my feet down.
4.8 secs
Perfect Strangers (1986) - S01E04 Baby, You Can Drive My Car
And I want to thank you both for letting me hang out with you anyway.
4.2 secs
The Human League - Don't You Want Me
And I can put you back down too.
2.6 secs
South Park (1997) - S08E08 Comedy
Clyde, are you aware of what Turd Sandwich can bring to our school?
2.9 secs
My Blue Heaven (1990)
you put it on mine, and I'll pay for you both.
3.6 secs
Observe and Report (2009)
My mom always said, "You can polish a turd, but it's still a piece of shit."