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The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict
Look at all those staplers. What's a stapler? I don't even know. I'm a baby.
3 secs
The Guardian (2006)
I don't know about you, but I could use a fucking drink.
3.1 secs
Grandma's Boy (2006)
I don't know what you are, but I'm gonna fucking eat you too.
4.1 secs
Tammy (2014)
I don't give a fuck about Glen. I'm sorry. I don't. I don't know you.
2.8 secs
Grey's Anatomy (2005) - S13E03 Romance
I did not know a miracle could be so boring.
4.1 secs
Her (2013)
I know, but don't be so boring. I'm just saying, for example, like...
3.2 secs
Sin City (2005)
I don't know about you, but I'm havin' a ball.
4.5 secs
Goon: Last of the Enforcers (2017) Sport
I'm a real person! I got real fucking emotions. I don't eat... - Fuck you!
1.6 secs
The Judge (2014)
I like you too, but I'm so bored.
2.9 secs
The Last Boy Scout (1991)
I don't know about you. but I could use a drink.
2.6 secs
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze (1991)
I don't know about you guys, but I could really go for a slice of...
2.2 secs
There's Something About Mary (1998)
No, we don't, but, you know, I could bake some.
3.1 secs
Louie (2010) - S01E04 So Old / Playdate
I think about it when I'm bored.
1.9 secs
Dog Eat Dog (2016)
No, I didn't, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
3.8 secs
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005)
I don't know about a turnip. But you could always use gillyweed.
2.4 secs
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake (2010) - S05E30 Comedy
I don't know about eating, but it feels nice.
2.2 secs
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (2015) - S02E11 Kimmy Meets a Celebrity!
I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse...
2 secs
Mork & Mindy (1978) - S01E03 Family
I'm so hungry I could eat a Flizbit.
2.4 secs
A League of Their Own (1992)
I'm so depressed, I could eat a cow.
2.1 secs
The Lion King (1994)
I'm so hungry I could eat a whole zebra.
4 secs
Freaks and Geeks (1999) - S01E01
I'm so hungry I could eat a tribble.
3.1 secs
101 Dalmatians (1961) Animation
I'm so hungry I could eat... a whole elephant.
2.7 secs
Bee Movie (2007)
I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about.
2.1 secs
Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave
I don't know how a fish could eat laughs.
3.6 secs
Hung (2009) - S01E10 Comedy
- I don't know what you're talking about. - I'm saying you could use a jump.
2.2 secs
Anger Management (2003)
I'm so hungry I could eat you, Dave.
2.7 secs
Seinfeld (1989) - S06E19 The Jimmy
I don't know how you could eat that spicy chicken.