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Dad, don't tell jokes. You can't tell jokes. You never could tell jokes.
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Dad, don't tell jokes. You can't tell jokes. You never could tell jokes.
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Family Guy (1999) - S02E08 Comedy
Are you telling jokes? I love jokes.
1.1 secs
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - S12E03 Old Lady House: A Situation Comedy
Yeah, you can't tell where the jokes
1.2 secs
Gravity Falls (2012) - S02E17 Animation
Tell me you were joking.
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Dr. Ken (2015) - S01E22 Ken Tries Stand Up
"No, no. You tell joke!"
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30 Rock (2006) - S07E10 Florida
Oh, you know, tell jokes.
1.4 secs
Seinfeld (1989) - S03E22 The Parking Space
- I'm telling you. - You're joking.
1.9 secs
10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
Please tell me you're joking.
3.7 secs
The Negotiator (1998)
So tell me a joke, Farley. You know any jokes?
3.2 secs
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
- You can tell a joke, can't you? - No.
2.5 secs
Scrubs (2001) - S06E12 Drama
don't tell any more jokes.
2.8 secs
Mr. Peabody & Sherman (2014)
I don't tell the jokes!
1.2 secs
Bob's Burgers - S08E15 Go Tina on the Mountain
You know, I can't tell if you're joking.
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Split (2016)
You won't be able to hear my dad tell jokes
3.6 secs
Louie (2010) - S03E02 Telling Jokes / Set Up
Could you answer the door, please? I don't want to.
1.4 secs
The Spoils of Babylon (2014) - S01E03 Kicking the Habit
- joking with you. - I am telling you
4.8 secs
Family Guy (1999) - S01E06 Comedy
l was kinda hoping you could tell Dad. But try and open with a joke.
2.4 secs
NewsRadio (1995) - S03E21 Romance
and horribly inappropriate jokes you were telling.
1.8 secs
Friends (1994) - S06E12 The One With the Joke
You tell a lot of jokes.
3.8 secs
ALF (1986) - S01E16 Family
I'll tell you my favorite droid joke--
2.2 secs
Batman Begins (2005)
Tell them that joke you know.
2.9 secs
Stripes (1981)
Well, why don't you tell me your joke, son?
1.8 secs
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake (2010) - S01E09 My Two Favorite People
Lady, how about you tell a joke?
1.6 secs
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel (2017) S01E06 Mrs. X at the Gaslight
Company events... you tell a few jokes,
2.2 secs
Friends (1994) - S06E19 The One With Joey's Fridge
Are you funny? Tell us a joke!
1.3 secs
Louie (2010) - S02E04 Joan
You tell a joke, they don't like it,
3.4 secs
Monty Python's Flying Circus (1969) - S01E01
Now, if you don't tell me the joke
4.1 secs
Hannah and Her Sisters (1986)
My stupid roller-skating joke. I should never tell jokes.