"divorced, and I live in a van down by the river."

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Down By The River | Saturday Night Live
- I want to live in a van down by the river. [audience applause]
Down By The River | Saturday Night Live
- Well, you have plenty of time to live in a van down by the river when you're livin'
Down By The River | Saturday Night Live
lot of doobie rollin' when you're livin' in a van down by the river.
Down By The River | Saturday Night Live
- I don't give a rat's behind, 'cause I'm movin' in. I'm sick and tired of livin' in
Down By The River | Saturday Night Live
in a van down by the river. Now, you kids are probably asking yourselves, hey
Down By The River | Saturday Night Live
- I, actually Matt, I kind of want to be a writer.
Down By The River | Saturday Night Live
- No, she didn't smoke it.
Down By The River | Saturday Night Live
- Well, actually Matt, Ellen and I have encouraged Brian in his writing.
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last four hours and he should be all ready to go. I'll call him
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Matt Foley. Now, he's been down in the basement drinkin' coffee for about the
Down By The River | Saturday Night Live
the
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get started by lettin' me give you a little bit of a scenario of what my life
Down By The River | Saturday Night Live
- I don't have to do that! We'll never smoke pot again.
Down By The River | Saturday Night Live
life?
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gonna get the world by the tail and wrap it around and pull it down and put it in
Down By The River | Saturday Night Live
concerned. Celia, the cleaning lady was in the family room and she found a bag of
Down By The River | Saturday Night Live
van down by the river. Now, young man, what do you want to do with your
Down By The River | Saturday Night Live
- All right, well, Stacy, Brian, you're father, Ted and I are a little bit
Down By The River | Saturday Night Live
- Now, we're not here to come down on you. I mean, that's not what we're about, okay?
Down By The River | Saturday Night Live
gear, move it on in here, 'cause I'm gonna bunk with you, buddy. We're gonna be