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Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt: S01E09
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Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (2015) - Season 1, Episode 9 Kimmy Has a Birthday!
So while I was missing, my mom married the guy
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
I don't know if my insurance is gonna cover it, but Iíll talk to the guy.
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
All three were reported missing during their honeymoon, but so were the wives.
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
Mom, can you get the school nurse?
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
Mom, don't show her the pictures.
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
You think Harriet could be the one, so you start to suspect her of things...
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
- Good night, Mom. - Night.
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
It says that one of the victims was a martial arts expert.
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
The guy left his heart in San Francisco.
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
She talked about the martial arts guy...
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
but the bad news is it was a female."
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
I know for a fact that you don't have the right to commandeer my vehicle.
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
- What about Jill? - She was in the Mafia.
The Family Man (2000)
the same guy that I was when we got married.
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
While we went out, she didn't tell me what she did for a living.
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
Charlie, is this the wee Harriet?
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
if I kiss you, we'll end up kissing on the couch.
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
Harriet, be my wife.
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
And thanks for the hot dog. Harriet."
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
- I love Vicki. He's a great guy. - He's the best.