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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015) - S02E07 Who's the Cool Girl Josh Is Dating?
"It's cheaper than golf and safer than whores."
2.6 secs
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997) - S05E18 Drama
Better than the real thing.
1.6 secs
Lars and the Real Girl (2007)
Things are better.
2.7 secs
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997) - S05E18 Drama
Some say it's better than the real thing.
1.7 secs
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015) - S02E07 Who's the Cool Girl Josh Is Dating?
- and safer than golf." Now... - Well,
3.1 secs
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (2005)
[Whispering] That's better left for safer quarters.
2.5 secs
The League (2009) - S01E01 The Draft
And this is better than those things.
2.6 secs
Lars and the Real Girl (2007)
Things look so much better.
2.1 secs
Parks and Recreation (2009) - S04E12 Campaign Ad
Better schools, safer streets,
2.8 secs
The Simpsons (1989) - S28E06 Comedy
(CHANTING): Safer than football!
2 secs
The Simpsons (1989) - S28E06 Comedy
Safer than football!
2.1 secs
Taboo (2017) - S01E02 Episode 2
Look, it was cheaper than the tavern and, er,
2.1 secs
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids (1989)
'Safer'?
2.4 secs
The Simpsons (1989) - S28E22 Comedy
Yep, nothing safer than walking.
2.4 secs
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010)
GRIPHOOK: There is no place safer than Gringotts.
3.7 secs
NewsRadio (1995) - S04E17 Romance
Of course, the real thing's gonna be a little better than that, isn't it, Joe?
3.1 secs
The Treasure of the Sierra Madre (1948)
One thing, living in the open is cheaper than it is here in Tampico.
2.4 secs
The Simpsons (1989) - S28E22
Yep, nothing safer than walking.
1.6 secs
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997) - S03E13 Drama
Anywhere is safer than here.
2.1 secs
Transparent (2014) - S02E06 Drama
is sometimes better than the real deal.
2.5 secs
Downton Abbey (2010) - S05E01 Family
Well, that's better than the real reason...
3.6 secs
Steven Universe (2013) - S03E10 Adventure
- better than the real me. - Not everyone.
1.4 secs
South Park (1997) - S18E04 Comedy
Yeah, and it's cheaper than a taxi.
2.3 secs
MacGyver (2016) - S01E08 Corkscrew
The real me. Better than anyone.
4 secs
Pretty Woman (1990)
Not only am I better in the sack than an amateur, I am probably safer.
1.5 secs
Fresh Off the Boat (2015) - S03E17 The Flush
It's much cheaper than city fruit.
3.2 secs
All in the Family (1971) - S01E01 Meet the Bunkers
Cheaper than a repairman, believe me.