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Why can't I have a gun? I'm a security guard.
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Kick-Ass (2010)
Why can't I have a gun? I'm a security guard.
2.4 secs
King of the Hill (1997) - S06E16 Comedy
That's why I have security guards.
2.3 secs
Rush Hour (1998)
I'm a security guard, I work at the mall.
2.1 secs
Bob's Burgers (2011) - S07E08
I'm not a robot security guard.
1.9 secs
Sneakers (1992)
SECURITY GUARD: You didn't have a delivery?
2.1 secs
Bob's Burgers (2011) - S07E08 Comedy
I'm not a robot security guard.
3.5 secs
Son of Zorn (2016) - S01E04 Comedy
My Velcro wallet? I'm a security guard.
1.9 secs
Happy Gilmore (1996)
...a security guard...
1.1 secs
Ransom (2016) - S01E03 Crime
A security guard.
1.2 secs
Bob's Burgers (2011) - S07E08 Comedy
A security guard!
1.2 secs
Bob's Burgers (2011) - S07E08
A security guard!
2.6 secs
Beverly Hills Cop (1984)
- What? - I was a security guard.
2 secs
Memento
A gun. Why would I have a gun?
2 secs
Memento
A gun. Why would I have a gun?
2.6 secs
The Ref (1994)
Why? Because I have a gun, okay?
7.9 secs
Fear of a Black Hat (1994)
Fuck the security guards
3 secs
Bad Moms (2016)
Dale, why is there a security guard in my office?
4.8 secs
Requiem for a Dream (2000)
this security guard is sitting there telling me I have to leave.
3.9 secs
Dragnet (1987)
An adult male lion and a security guard had been tranquillized with a dart gun...
2 secs
Community (2009) - S03E02 Geography of Global Conflict
What a security guard does--
2.1 secs
Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro
Because he's a security guard.
2.5 secs
Stitchers (2015) - S02E04 Drama
Burke and the security guard have already killed a man.
2.3 secs
Arrested Development (2003) - S01E21 Not Without My Daughter
They probably don't have a regular security guard.
2.1 secs
Die Hard (1988)
A security guard we missed?
3.5 secs
Friday After Next (2002)
I ain't no grocery-store bouncer. I'm a Top Flight security guard.
2.6 secs
Community (2009) - S05E08 App Development and Condiments
I'm a security guard. Weapons are my weapons.
2.4 secs
Seinfeld (1989) - S02E08 The Heart Attack
Why can't I have a heart attack?! I'm allowed.