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I don't need a $25 Bible to teach me about God.
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1.5 secs
NewsRadio (1995) - S02E19
to teach me everything I need to know about poker.
2.1 secs
Aqua Teen Hunger Force (2000) - S02E08 Comedy
You need to teach me a lesson about money.
2.4 secs
The Simpsons (1989) - S27E14 Comedy
I don't know if I need a whole tutorial to teach me...
2.1 secs
Game of Thrones (2011) - S06E06
to teach me about the gods' mercy?
2.4 secs
The Simpsons (1989) - S27E14 Comedy
I don't know if I need a whole tutorial to teach me...
3 secs
F Is for Family (2015) - S01E01 The Bleedin' in Sweden
I don't need a goddamn engraved family Bible!
3.5 secs
The Great Outdoors
Gee, I'm 25 pounds overweight. I don't need a blast to the ticker like that!
2.2 secs
Community (2009) - S05E02 Introduction to Teaching
Please don't razz me about being a teacher.
4.4 secs
King of the Hill (1997) - S03E02 Comedy
UH, ACTUALLY, LUANNE, I DON'T NEED YOU TO TEACH ME ALGEBRA.
4.2 secs
The Odd Couple (2015) - S01E01 Pilot
I think I might need someone to teach me to loosen up a little.
3.1 secs
The League (2009) - S03E03 The Au Pair
So I need you to teach me how to be a liar.
1 secs
The Conjuring 2 (2016)
I need my Bible!
4 secs
Desperate Housewives (2004) - S01E13 Romance
because I made a vow to God. Don't talk to me about responsibilities.
3.4 secs
Girl Meets World (2014) - S01E04
There's still a whole lot I need you to teach me, dad.
3.1 secs
Girl Meets World (2014) - S01E04
There's still a whole lot I need you to teach me, too.
3.6 secs
How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E03
Look, I don't need you to teach me how to live, okay? I know how to live.
4 secs
Leroy & Stitch (2006)
Well, then, I surely don't need a non-teaching teaching job.
2.4 secs
MacGyver (2016) - S01E04 Wire Cutter
I need you to teach me your code.
2.8 secs
Bull Durham (1988)
Teach me something new. I need to learn.
3.3 secs
Drag Me to Hell (2009)
I need you to finish teaching me the loan procedures.
1.1 secs
South Park (1997) - S13E05
i just need you to teach me some
2.2 secs
Lucy (2014)
I have about 25 with me.
1.8 secs
Mallrats (1995)
I needed a 25-year-old.
4.1 secs
George Michael - I Want Your Sex
I don't need no bible just look in my eyes
2.3 secs
Failure to Launch (2006)
I teach special needs kids.
4.1 secs
George Michael - I Want Your Sex
I don't need no bible just look in my eyes
1.6 secs
Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011)
You need to teach them about respect.