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I mean, I'm not on the Child Protection Register... yet,
I mean, I'm not on the Child Protection Register... yet,
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4.8 secs
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997) - S06E08 Drama
I'm not leaving the shop. I have to protect the cash register and do some spells.
3.1 secs
Fresh Off the Boat (2015) - S02E11 Year of the Rat
Hello, I'm a child, not a registered nurse.
3 secs
The Vampire Diaries (2009) - S02E05 Horror
I mean, not yet.
1.9 secs
The Good Wife (2009) - S05E02 Drama
I mean, not glaringly yet.
1.5 secs
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel (2017) S01E01 Pilot
I mean, I'm not a real comedian yet,
2.2 secs
The Detour (2016) - S01E01 The Pilot
Hey! I got child protective services on speed dial.
2.5 secs
The Hangover Part II (2011)
I am a nurse. I'm just not registered.
1.6 secs
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E13 The Comeback
What do you mean, he's not registered?
1.6 secs
The Jerk (1979)
I-I'm not done yet!
2.2 secs
The Cleveland Show (2009) - S01E03 The One About Friends
Hi, I'm with child protective services.
2.4 secs
The Girl on the Train (2016)
I'm not gonna protect you anymore.
3.1 secs
30 Rock (2006) - S03E15 The Bubble
What's that supposed to mean? I should not have to hear that. I'm a child!
4.6 secs
Child's Play
You mean the first person I let in on the fact that I was really alive?
2.9 secs
Meet the Spartans (2008)
Besides, I'm already registered on J Date.
3.2 secs
The Office (2005) - S09E22 A.A.R.M
I will literally call child protective services.
2.1 secs
Planet of the Apes '68 (1968)
I'm not protecting anyone.
1.9 secs
The Expanse (2015) - S01E04 Sci-Fi
I'm not protecting you.
1.3 secs
The Out-of-Towners (1999)
I'm not a child...
2.3 secs
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997) - S05E14 Drama
I'm not a child.
3.6 secs
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997) - S02E07
I mean, usually they transfer your grades, but he's not even registered.
1.1 secs
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel (2017) S01E05 Doink
I'm not a child.
1.2 secs
Madam Secretary (2014) - S02E18 On the Clock
Not yet.
1.1 secs
The Mick (2017) - S01E04 The Balloon
Child Protective Services
2.3 secs
Parks and Recreation (2009) - S04E20 The Debate
I'm sorry I couldn't protect you from Leslie's mean words.
2.5 secs
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (2013) - S04E03
I thought us registered people were protected.
1.7 secs
The Hunger Games (2012)
Not yet I'm sure I would.
2.8 secs
Leon The Professional (1994)
I know I'm not strong enough yet...