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I am a man. I'm near 70 years old. And I know when my bladder's full.
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I am a man. I'm near 70 years old. And I know when my bladder's full.
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1.4 secs
30 Rock (2006) - S05E02 When It Rains, It Pours
I will be 70 years old
2.3 secs
Grace and Frankie (2015) - S01E08 The Sex
No! I'm 70 years old.
1.8 secs
South Park (1997) - S15E12 Comedy
of a 70-year-old man-
4.8 secs
Rain Man (1988)
Tenth grade, I'm 16 years old, for once I bring home a report card full of A's.
3.2 secs
Grace and Frankie (2015) - S01E07 The Spelling Bee
- (Whispering) I'm 70 years old. - (Whispering) Oh.
4.3 secs
IRON AND WINE / CALEXICO - Dead Man's Will
When I was ten years old
2 secs
Pure Genius (2016) - S01E05 Fire and Ice
you won't know when your bladder is full,
2.2 secs
Parks and Recreation (2009) - S04E14 Operation Ann
I am 44 years old.
2.7 secs
Man of the Year (2006)
I cared so much, and I am so full of guilt.
2.7 secs
Gravity Falls (2012) - S02E16 Animation
with a vintage 70-something-year-old man.
4.2 secs
Community (2009) - S01E13 Investigative Journalism
My best friend when I was six years old was a black man.
4.2 secs
Inside Man
My kids. I got a 10-year-old son, 17-year-old daughter.
3 secs
Archer (2009) - S04E04 Animation
I got a bitch of a headache and a bladder full of bourbon.
3.3 secs
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake (2010) - S06E42 Comedy
Did you know that I am 8,000 years old?
3.8 secs
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
I am, too! I'm 15 years old, a world traveler.
3 secs
Sky High (2005)
and I nearly am, but who knows?
2 secs
The Office (2005) - S07E15 The Search
I'm upset, my bladder is full,
2.2 secs
Watch Free This Is Us (2016) - S02E02 Watch for Free Drama
And here I am, a 37-year-old woman,
4.6 secs
The Elephant Man (1980)
My life is full because I know that I am loved.
2.4 secs
The Mary Tyler Moore Show (1970) - S01E24 The 45-Year-Old Man
- I'm not about to lose my job. - I know, I know, I know.
3.7 secs
The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
You know what my problem is? I am not interesting.
4.4 secs
The O.C. (2003) - S01E15 Drama
It's impressive that I was 10 and relating to the lives of 70-year-old women.
1.8 secs
Twin Peaks (1992) - S02E06
When I am near you
2.9 secs
The O.C. (2003) - S01E15 Drama
It's kind of weird that I relate to a 70-year-old, but...
4.2 secs
The Jetsons (1962) - S01E18 Comedy
And if you teach me, when I'm 8 years old, I can get a learner's permit.
3.4 secs
King of the Hill (1997) - S04E01 Comedy
I AM A 12-YEAR-OLD BOY!
2.2 secs
Waste Land (2010)
I told them you were 70 years old.