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I am a man. I'm near 70 years old. And I know when my bladder's full.
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I cared so much, and I am so full of guilt.
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I got a bitch of a headache and a bladder full of bourbon.
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Did you know that I am 8,000 years old?
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I am, too! I'm 15 years old, a world traveler.
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And here I am, a 37-year-old woman,
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The Elephant Man (1980)
My life is full because I know that I am loved.
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- I'm not about to lose my job. - I know, I know, I know.
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You know what my problem is? I am not interesting.
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When I am near you
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It's impressive that I was 10 and relating to the lives of 70-year-old women.
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The Jetsons (1962) - S01E18 Comedy
And if you teach me, when I'm 8 years old, I can get a learner's permit.
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The O.C. (2003) - S01E15 Drama
It's kind of weird that I relate to a 70-year-old, but...
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King of the Hill (1997) - S04E01 Comedy
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I don't... You know what, I'm a gentleman and I don't...
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I am a million years old.
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I told them you were 70 years old.
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Peep Show (2003) - S04E06 Wedding
OK, fine, man, but first I can't go on any longer, my bladder, I'm busting.
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...and that I have a 14-year-old girl I barely know living in my house.
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I am 150 years old, Your Majesty.
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like a stupid 40-year-old, mid-life-crisis dickhead that I am.