"after one of those bastards snapped off my thumb and middle finger."

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Joe Dirt
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East Bound and Down: s01e03
That is a foam middle finger. How many of those do we have?
Game of Thrones (2011) - S02E02 Drama
Could've been one of those gold-hatted bastards, for all l know.
My Dinner with Andre (1981)
And it was one of those - one of those awful, dreary Catholic churches on Long Island...
Land of the Lost (2009)
l'm gonna take at least one of these bastards with me,
One Crazy Summer (1986)
and he sawed those cute, fuzzy bastards in half...
Gravity Falls (2012) - S01E02 The Legend of the Gobblewonker
We're cuttin' off work and havin' one of those, ya know,
Friends (1994) - S10E01 The One After Joey And Rachel Kiss
One more thing. There might be a picture of Precious on my coffee table.
Family Guy (1999) - S14E18
Why don't you ask my index and middle finger?
Timeless (2016) - S01E02 The Assassination of Abraham Lincoln
Nicholas Biddle of the 2nd Regiment,
I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007)
Shrek (2001)
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb.
Dazed and Confused (1993)
Master of None (2015) - S01E01 Plan B
Oh, my God, is that one of those pianos
Friends (1994) - S10E01 The One After Joey And Rachel Kiss
This is none of my business, but how long are you gonna keep seeing her?
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
Think I broke my thumb.
The Simpsons (1989) - Treehouse of Horror VII
- Whoops, my finger slipped. - Bart! Stop it!
Gorillas in the Mist: The Story of Dian Fossey (1988)
Break off one of those stems and pretend to eat.
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (2015) - Season 1, Episode 3 Kimmy Goes on a Date!
or one of those off-brand Kennedys.
My Blue Heaven (1990)
and get one of those little bottles of wine
Game of Thrones (2011) - S06E08
Take your middle finger, yeah,