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So I can either be happily married to Sarah, or have 50 one-night stands.
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3.3 secs
How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E02
I'd either have to marry you or break your heart
3.1 secs
Scott Pilgrim vs the World (2010)
Hey, so, can this not be a one-night stand?
4.7 secs
Just Married (2003)
You don"t want me to be with Sarah, and I can"t change that.
2.8 secs
Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008)
Oh, yeah. You know what? Go have another dirty one night stand.
5.3 secs
Sam Smith - Like I Can
He could be a trophy, of a one night stand
2.6 secs
Swiss Army Man (2016)
We have to get home, so I can find Sarah
2.2 secs
I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007)
either gay or married.
3.2 secs
Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership
Clearly, no one else can stand to be with either one of you.
2.2 secs
One Day at a Time 2017 (2017) - S01E04 Date Night
Everybody I know is either married
2.3 secs
Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008)
Because I can probably rustle up either one. Throw some OJ...
4.4 secs
The Office (2005) - S02E18 Take Your Daughter to Work Day
I wanna be married and have a 100 kids so I can have 100 friends,
2.5 secs
Taboo (2017) - S01E01 Episode 1
to whom I am happily married.
3.5 secs
American Dad! (2005) - S10E10 LGBSteve
♪ so I can know to sit or stand ♪
3.5 secs
American Dad! (2005) - S11E07 The Devil Wears a Lapel Pin
♪ so I can know to sit or stand ♪
5.5 secs
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
One night in a jealous rage, Kelly took a makeshift knife or shiv...
1.8 secs
Married with Children (1987) - S03E09 Family
but me, I was just some one-night stand
4.2 secs
Friends (1994) - S09E10 The One With Christmas In Tulsa
-Right. So l'm sorry, but-- -Seriously? Happily married?
2.2 secs
Married with Children (1987) - S03E09 Family
so can I have one of my own, please?
3 secs
Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008)
Everybody, can I have your attention for one second, please.
5.6 secs
The Terminal
- So? - I have chance to go New York, 50-50.
3.3 secs
Accepted (2006)
So my advisor said it would be best not to take either one, or something,
5.4 secs
Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008)
Just so we're clear and so I can hone in on your central thesis of the night,
3.3 secs
Trespass (2011) Drama
I need to speak to either Kyle, Sarah or Avery Miller right away.
2.2 secs
Paris, Texas (1984)
You either have to be a rich father or a poor one.
2.3 secs
The Fifth Element (1997)
- I'm going to be happily married. - Major! Major! Major!
3.9 secs
Family Guy(1999) - S16E03 Nanny Goats
Boy, our friends all seem to be happily married.
4 secs
Just Go with It (2011)
Look at us, Katherine. Both so happily married. I mean...