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So I can either be happily married to Sarah, or have 50 one-night stands.
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3.3 secs
How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E02
I'd either have to marry you or break your heart
3.1 secs
Scott Pilgrim vs the World (2010)
Hey, so, can this not be a one-night stand?
4.7 secs
Just Married (2003)
You don"t want me to be with Sarah, and I can"t change that.
2.8 secs
Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008)
Oh, yeah. You know what? Go have another dirty one night stand.
2.6 secs
Swiss Army Man (2016)
We have to get home, so I can find Sarah
2.2 secs
I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007)
either gay or married.
5.3 secs
Sam Smith - Like I Can
He could be a trophy, of a one night stand
2.2 secs
One Day at a Time 2017 (2017) - S01E04 Date Night
Everybody I know is either married
3.2 secs
Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership
Clearly, no one else can stand to be with either one of you.
1.6 secs
30 Rock (2006) - S04E15 Don Geiss, America and Hope
to be a happily married man.
2.3 secs
Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008)
Because I can probably rustle up either one. Throw some OJ...
4.4 secs
The Office (2005) - S02E18 Take Your Daughter to Work Day
I wanna be married and have a 100 kids so I can have 100 friends,
2.5 secs
Taboo (2017) - S01E01 Episode 1
to whom I am happily married.
3.5 secs
Riverdale (2017) - S02E18 Chapter Thirty-One: A Night to Remember
I burned one house down, I'll happily burn another.
3.5 secs
American Dad! (2005) - S10E10 LGBSteve
♪ so I can know to sit or stand ♪
3.5 secs
American Dad! (2005) - S11E07 The Devil Wears a Lapel Pin
♪ so I can know to sit or stand ♪
5.5 secs
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
One night in a jealous rage, Kelly took a makeshift knife or shiv...
1.8 secs
Married with Children (1987) - S03E09 Family
but me, I was just some one-night stand
3 secs
Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008)
Everybody, can I have your attention for one second, please.
2.2 secs
Married with Children (1987) - S03E09 Family
so can I have one of my own, please?
4.2 secs
Friends (1994) - S09E10 The One With Christmas In Tulsa
-Right. So l'm sorry, but-- -Seriously? Happily married?
5.4 secs
Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008)
Just so we're clear and so I can hone in on your central thesis of the night,
5.6 secs
The Terminal
- So? - I have chance to go New York, 50-50.
3.3 secs
Accepted (2006)
So my advisor said it would be best not to take either one, or something,
3.3 secs
Trespass (2011) Drama
I need to speak to either Kyle, Sarah or Avery Miller right away.
3.2 secs
Friends (1994) - S08E18 The One in Massapequa
I don't want to have to lie about being married.
2.2 secs
Paris, Texas (1984)
You either have to be a rich father or a poor one.