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So I can either be happily married to Sarah, or have 50 one-night stands.
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How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E02
I'd either have to marry you or break your heart
3.4 secs
Scott Pilgrim vs the World (2010)
Hey, so, can this not be a one-night stand?
4.7 secs
Just Married (2003)
You don"t want me to be with Sarah, and I can"t change that.
5.3 secs
Sam Smith - Like I Can
He could be a trophy, of a one night stand
2.8 secs
Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008)
Oh, yeah. You know what? Go have another dirty one night stand.
2.6 secs
Swiss Army Man (2016)
We have to get home, so I can find Sarah
2.2 secs
I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007)
either gay or married.
3.2 secs
Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership
Clearly, no one else can stand to be with either one of you.
2.2 secs
One Day at a Time 2017 (2017) - S01E04 Date Night
Everybody I know is either married
2.3 secs
Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008)
Because I can probably rustle up either one. Throw some OJ...
4.4 secs
The Office (2005) - S02E18 Take Your Daughter to Work Day
I wanna be married and have a 100 kids so I can have 100 friends,
2.5 secs
Taboo (2017) - S01E01 Episode 1
to whom I am happily married.
5.5 secs
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
One night in a jealous rage, Kelly took a makeshift knife or shiv...
1.8 secs
Married with Children (1987) - S03E09 Family
but me, I was just some one-night stand
4.2 secs
Friends (1994) - S09E10 The One With Christmas In Tulsa
-Right. So l'm sorry, but-- -Seriously? Happily married?
2.2 secs
Married with Children (1987) - S03E09 Family
so can I have one of my own, please?
3 secs
Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008)
Everybody, can I have your attention for one second, please.
5.6 secs
The Terminal
- So? - I have chance to go New York, 50-50.
3.3 secs
Accepted (2006)
So my advisor said it would be best not to take either one, or something,
2.2 secs
Paris, Texas (1984)
You either have to be a rich father or a poor one.
5.4 secs
Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008)
Just so we're clear and so I can hone in on your central thesis of the night,
2.3 secs
The Fifth Element (1997)
- I'm going to be happily married. - Major! Major! Major!
3.3 secs
Trespass (2011) Drama
I need to speak to either Kyle, Sarah or Avery Miller right away.
4 secs
Just Go with It (2011)
Look at us, Katherine. Both so happily married. I mean...
1.7 secs
Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008)
You either want to go or you don't.
3.9 secs
Friends (1994) - S01E04 The One With George Stephanopoulos
Everyone I know is either getting married or getting pregnant or getting promoted...
3.3 secs
Night of the Living Deb (2015)
- Oh? - But either way, I have to go right now, so...