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You avoid getting shot in real life all the time, Morty.
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Rick and Morty - S03E08 Morty's Mind Blowers
So, you want to get shot in the head, or --
2.8 secs
Riverdale (2017) - S02E03 Chapter Sixteen: The Watcher in the Woods
In real life, what you see is what you get.
1.5 secs
Gilmore Girls: A Year in the Life S01E01 Winter
you don't have to avoid any walls.
2.7 secs
A Wrinkle in Time
But you can't avoid them.
3.3 secs
Childrens Hospital (2008) - S03E08 Stryker Bites the Dust
Well, that kind of stuff happens all the time in real life.
3.2 secs
Sense8 (2015) - S01E09 Drama
I play heroes all the time, but in real life, I'm a coward.
2.8 secs
A Wrinkle in Time
we must avoid it at all costs...
2.6 secs
Rick and Morty (2013) - S01E09 Animation
and then makes the murders happen in real life?
2.2 secs
Madam Secretary (2014) - S03E05 The French Revolution
You didn't even get shot this time.
3.1 secs
Beverly Hills Cop II (1987)
I used to get shot like this all the time in Detroit. He'll be fine.
1.6 secs
Transparent (2014) - S02E09 Drama
all the time in the real world
3.5 secs
The Butler (2013)
How you avoid all that sex in prison?
2.9 secs
Workaholics (2011) - S03E08 Real Time
and you get all ♪ juicy
2.1 secs
Rick and Morty (2013) - S01E04
Are you sure you haven't seen that somewhere in real life before?
2.4 secs
Breaking Bad (2008) - S02E11 Drama
...all you get is the one shot.
2.8 secs
Boyz n the Hood (1991)
That's why fools be getting shot all the time.
1.3 secs
Barbershop: The Next Cut (2016)
In real life.
1.3 secs
2 Broke Girls (2011) - S05E08 And the Basketball Jones
Now you have them in real life!
1.2 secs
The Simpsons (1989) - S03E23 Comedy
But in real life
1.3 secs
Stranger Things (2016) - S01E05 Chapter Five: The Flea and the Acrobat
In real life, dummy.
4.2 secs
Stitchers (2015) - S02E06 Drama
It's your life, but you didn't give me the slip to avoid prison or get redemption.
1.4 secs
Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny (2006)
It's time to get a real job.
1.9 secs
Mad Men (2007) - S01E01 Smoke Gets in Your Eyes
you can avoid some of the mistakes I've made here.
1.8 secs
Gilmore Girls: A Year in the Life S01E04 Fall
- People move all the time. - Not you.
2 secs
Archer (2009) - S05E04 Animation
Next time, remind me to get shot in the head.
2 secs
Archer (2009) - S05E04 Animation
Uh, Ron, next time, get shot in the head.
4.8 secs
My So-Called Life (1994) - S01E02 Dancing in the Dark
Ever since, they've kind of avoided each other and that's all I know.