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2.3 secs
Sixteen Candles (1984)
If I asked if I could have sex with you?
2.3 secs
The Simpsons - S27E10
If only someone could have warned me
2.5 secs
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)
"If only I could meet someone new.
2.2 secs
Arrested Development (2003) - S04E15 Blockheads
I would rather have sex with someone
2.9 secs
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)
Oh, if only I could have been with you.
1.8 secs
30 Rock (2006) - S02E05 Greenzo
is if they're getting someone to have sex with them.
2.3 secs
Family Guy (1999) - S05E13 Comedy
is if you have sex with someone else, too.
4.6 secs
Sky High (2005)
[Sighs] Now, if I could only find someone to go with.
1.4 secs
Family Guy (1999) - S05E12 Comedy
I could have sex with you
2.5 secs
Trainwreck (2015)
having sex with someone underage
3.2 secs
Family Guy (1999) - S11E04 Comedy
The only way I believe I'm pretty is if strangers have sex with me.
3.8 secs
American Dad! (2005) - S07E13 Comedy
Hayley, Jeff can only have sex with you if-
1.7 secs
The Mindy Project (2012) S05E02 Nurses' Strike
So if I have sex with you,
2.7 secs
Family Guy (1999) - S06E03 Comedy
if it meant you could have sex with Angelina Jolie?
2.8 secs
Despicable Me 3
If only I could have nailed Bratt.
3 secs
Please Like Me (2013) - S02E10 Margherita
if I could talk myself into enjoying sex with prostitutes
1.8 secs
NewsRadio (1995) - S04E16 Romance
not only would I not have sex with you,
2.8 secs
Louie (2010) - S01E02 Poker / Divorce
The only reason I don't have sex with animals...
2 secs
The Hot Chick (2002)
I only want to have sex with her,
1.8 secs
The Secret Life of the American Teenager (2008) - S01E11 Drama
I guess we could have sex if you want.
2.6 secs
No Strings Attached (2011)
I'll go have sex with someone, too.
2.9 secs
Veep (2012) - S01E06 Baseball
I could probably have unprotected sex with 30 men,
4.5 secs
Parks and Recreation (2009) - S01E03 The Reporter
Especially when you have sex with someone who is so skanky. I mean,have sex with her? I di--
1.7 secs
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie (1995)
If only I could.
1.2 secs
Bonnie and Clyde (1967) Biography
If I only could.
1.8 secs
Kate Bush - Running Up That Hill
If I only could,
2.3 secs
The Vampire Diaries (2009) - S01E01 Horror
* if I only could *