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I'll just sit here and darn some of these old socks, try to masturbate.
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I'll just sit here and darn some of these old socks, try to masturbate.
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3.6 secs
Hook (1991)
We used to sit here while she'd darn socks and tell us stories.
1.6 secs
What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? (1962)
I'll just sit here.
5.7 secs
Sex and the City (2008)
I'm sitting here trying to write these vows and...
2 secs
The Invention of Lying (2009)
and try to finish masturbating without you hearing.
2.3 secs
Master of None (2015) - S01E07 Ladies and Gentlemen
Yeah, to masturbation vigilante.
3.7 secs
Sons of Anarchy (2008) - S01E02 Crime
Jesus, it smells like old socks and pussy in here.
1.7 secs
BoJack Horseman (2014) - S01E01
masturbating to old pictures of yourself?
3.4 secs
King of the Hill (1997) - S05E09 Comedy
You just sit here and try not to break any more trucks.
2.8 secs
Some Kind of Wonderful (1987)
Just sit here and act like you like me.
3.3 secs
Family Guy (1999) - S14E06
Oh, just trying to make some sense of these numbers.
2.3 secs
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)
What? We're just going to sit here?
1.9 secs
Bob's Burgers (2011) - S07E03 Comedy
Just his socks. And his old retainer.
1.7 secs
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015) - S01E01 Josh Just Happens to Live Here!
These are just some of the reasons
2.6 secs
Family Guy (1999) - S14E14
Well, I want to masturbate, but I'm just so darn cold.
1.9 secs
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015) - S02E08 Who Is Josh's Soup Fairy?
- I'll just sit here and watch. - Yeah,
3.4 secs
New Girl (2011) - S01E10 The Story of the 50
of these 24-year-old law students to try to get them to work here.
2 secs
Rick and Morty - S03E04 Vindicators 3: The Return of Worldender
Just...try to hit some three pointers.
3.6 secs
American History X (1998)
You think l'll sit here and smile while some kike tries to fuck my mother?
2 secs
Rick and Morty (2013) - S01E08
I'm sitting here trying to figure out
3.8 secs
Broad City (2014) - S03E01 Two Chainz
I just was so pissed, I had to blow off some steam and masturbate first.
2.6 secs
Game of Thrones (2011) - S01E08
I'll not sit here and swallow insults
2.4 secs
The Amazing World of Gumball (2011) - S04E27 Comedy
Really hot in here! I-I'll just try to...
2 secs
Master of None (2015) - S01E10 Finale
Great. I'll sit here and do nothing.
2 secs
Flight of The Conchords S01E05
# And you know when I'm down to just my socks #
4 secs
Some Kind of Wonderful (1987)
- What kind of question is that? - Just sit here and shut up.
1.5 secs
Rocky (1976)
I'll just... just sit here.
3.3 secs
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
...you try to take this away from me, I'll sock you in the face.