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You and I get so damn dysfunctional, we start keeping score.
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You and I get so damn dysfunctional, we start keeping score.
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So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
Score!
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Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump
But I promise not to keep score.
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Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (2013) - S04E03
So I started settling other people's scores.
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Fresh Off the Boat (2015) - S03E20 The Masters
And this time, we are keeping score,
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Inception (2010)
MAURICE: Robert. I told you keep out the damn-- Wait. So do it. Get--
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Gone Girl (2014)
Are we keeping score?
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Love and Basketball (2000)
I score, you strip.
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Killing Them Softly (2012) Thriller
Look, now, I was gonna get it started and everything so we could have a start.
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10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
Bang, we score. We win.
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Get Hard (2015)
I said, You damn right, it does. So we strapped up.
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The Perfect Score (2004)
I wanted to go back and get you, but Kyle said screw y'all.
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The Perfect Score (2004)
And I remember thinking, "You know, people get paid to do this.
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He's Just Not That Into You (2009)
I keep teIIing Dana to get that damn Iock fixed.
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Angie Tribeca (2016) - S02E10 Electoral Dysfunction
I think you guys better get down here and see this.
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Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump
We don't keep score. We think it's healthier if the kids just play for fun.
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Parks and Recreation (2009) - S01E03 The Reporter
So,uh,can I give you a quick tour before we get started? I've been here before. A few times.
3.8 secs
Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot
- So you started drinking. - So we started drinking, and...
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The Perfect Score (2004)
Just because they keep getting younger doesn't mean you will.
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Riverdale (2017) - S01E03 Chapter Three: Body Double
- They keep score and... - Wait, what do you mean, keep score?
2.4 secs
The Perfect Score (2004)
we get the answers, and we get out.
2.5 secs
I'm Gonna Git You Sucka (1988)
We've got to score, and we got to score tonight.
2.2 secs
Love and Basketball (2000)
You score, I drop something.
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Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump
Charlie, we are trying to teach the kids not to keep score.
1.9 secs
D3: The Mighty Ducks (1996) Drama
I don't give a damn how many goals you score.
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The Perfect Score (2004)
Keep your masks on till we get past the security cameras. Just in case.
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Madam Secretary (2014) - S03E09 Snap Back
Yeah, okay, you know what? I get that it's dysfunctional,
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Peggy Sue Got Married (1986)
So he started having affairs and you started getting depressed?