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Can you keep that straight, Johnny? What you can't lay your hands on?
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Can you keep that straight, Johnny? What you can't lay your hands on?
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King of the Hill (1997) - S02E09 Comedy
You can't even keep your stereotypes straight.
2.8 secs
Johnny Mnemonic (1995)
You keep that in your head and nobody can save you.
4 secs
Blazing Saddles (1974)
round up all the lumber, canvas, paint and nails you can lay your hands on...
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And you can't keep your hands off.
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Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997) - S07E20 Drama
Lay a hand on me... if you can.
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Taboo (2017) - S01E04 Episode 4
And you lay your hands on me in my society!
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Sons of Anarchy (2008) - S02E04 Crime
- You lay your goddamn hands on me... - Heh, hey!
2.7 secs
Game of Thrones (2011) - S01E06
By what right dare you lay hands on my blood?
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Django Unchained (2012)
Lay your hand flat on that tabletop.
1.8 secs
Queen of the South (2016) - S01E04 Drama
that you never tried to lay hands on me.
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Queen of the South (2016) - S01E04 Drama
that you never tried to lay hands on me!
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Rollerball (1975)
Nobody could lay a hand on you that year.
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Carrie (1976)
I mean, you can't even keep that fuckin' light straight.
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Ballers (2015) - S01E01
So you keep your head on straight, you work hard,
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Over the Top (1987)
You can do it. Keep your wrist straight. Good.
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Thompson Twins - Lay your hands on me 1985
Oh, lay your hands
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Thompson Twins - Lay your hands on me 1985
Oh, lay your hands
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Thompson Twins - Lay your hands on me 1985
Oh, lay your hands
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Thompson Twins - Lay your hands on me 1985
Oh, lay your hands
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Thompson Twins - Lay your hands on me 1985
Oh, lay your hands
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Thompson Twins - Lay your hands on me 1985
Oh, lay your hands
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Thompson Twins - Lay your hands on me 1985
Oh, lay your hands
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Thompson Twins - Lay your hands on me 1985
Oh, lay your hands
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Thompson Twins - Lay your hands on me 1985
Oh, lay your hands
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Thompson Twins - Lay your hands on me 1985
Oh, lay your hands
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Breaking Bad (2008) - S05E05 Drama
...that you claim you can get your hands on...
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Thompson Twins - Lay your hands on me 1985
Oh, lay your hands