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4.7 secs
Archer (2009) - S04E09 Animation
...I've been shot, stabbed, set on fire, poisoned, shot, sexually assaulted...
2.7 secs
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (2013) - S04E03
I've been stabbed, shot,
2.6 secs
Barbershop: The Next Cut (2016)
I've been robbed, been shot, been stabbed.
2.2 secs
Inglourious Basterds (2009)
Have I been shot? Yes !
4.3 secs
Big Fish (2003)
I've been shot, stabbed, and trampled a few times. I broke my ribs twice.
2.6 secs
South Park (1997) - S04E14 Comedy
Oh, I have a heart to be shot or stabbed in, no doubt.
3.6 secs
Ghostbusters II (1989)
He didn't die of old age, either. He was poisoned, stabbed, shot,
3.6 secs
The Simpsons (1989) - S20E03 Comedy
My sister died of a poisoned potato. My twin was shot. That girl was stabbed.
1.3 secs
Farscape (1999) - S01E08 Sci-Fi
Could he have been poisoned?
2.1 secs
The Simpsons (1989) - S26E10 Comedy
These humans have been poisoned
2.6 secs
Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris
...then it's a chair. You've been shot, stabbed, run over:
2.5 secs
The Simpsons (1989) - S24E09 Comedy
I would have been a big shot.
1.7 secs
30 Rock (2006) - S04E02 Into the Crevasse
I have mercury poisoning
2.8 secs
Hot Fuzz (2007)
- Have you been stabbed, Sergeant Fisher? - No.
1.8 secs
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - S04E08 Paddy's Pub: The Worst Bar in America
Well, stabbings have been down, though.
1.9 secs
Let The Fire Burn (2013)
Shots have been fired!
1.5 secs
Angie Tribeca (2016) - S03E05 This Sounds Unbelievable, but CSI: Miami Did It
bludgeoned, stabbed, poisoned, strangled, burned,
3.4 secs
The Crow (1994) Crime
I got stabbed! I shot the son of a bitch!
2.5 secs
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997) - S07E02 Drama
I need an ambulance. Someone's been stabbed.
2.5 secs
Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - S03E05 Adventure
- These children have been Poisoned. - How?
2.1 secs
Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - S03E05 Adventure
Hundreds of children have been poisoned.
2 secs
Madam Secretary (2014) - S03E17 Convergence
Shots... uh, shots have been fired.
2.2 secs
The Simpsons (1989) - S04E12 Comedy
I have been shot eight times this year...
1.7 secs
Monty Python's Flying Circus (1969) - S04E01 Music
WHICH I FEEL HAVE BEEN THE SHOT IN THE ARM
2.9 secs
Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman (1993) - S04E14 Adventure
Well, this year alone I have been shot at...
2.1 secs
The Simpsons (1989) - S26E15 Comedy
Chief, I have been shot in the shoulder!
2.1 secs
Fresh Off the Boat (2015) - S01E09 License to Sell
My radar's been shot out. I don't have eyes.