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None of my jokes are landing.
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None of my jokes are landing.
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1.3 secs
Land of the Lost (2009)
His jokes are disgusting.
2 secs
Master of None (2015) - S01E03 Hot Ticket
Um, it's an inside joke with me and my girls
3.1 secs
The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (2008)
- None' my lord. - None?
3.8 secs
She's Out of My League (2010)
- Just joking. I'm just joking. - You are funny.
2.6 secs
Scrubs (2001) - S01E05 Drama
None of my patients are improving.
1.8 secs
Fresh Off the Boat (2015) - S03E05 No Thanks-giving
None of my boys are taking over.
3.5 secs
Breaking Bad (2008) - S05E09 Drama
None of which are my concern.
1.1 secs
The Simpsons (1989) - S22E14 Comedy
None of you are my friends.
0.8 secs
Waste Land (2010)
There was none of that.
3.2 secs
Star Trek (1966) - S03E17 That Which Survives
I'm not joking. Until we know what killed him, none of us are safe.
1.8 secs
The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug (2013)
Other lands are not my concern.
2.5 secs
Sons of Anarchy (2008) - S06E02 Crime
...none of this lands on you.
2.6 secs
The Legend of Bagger Vance (2000)
none landing harder than his own.
3.2 secs
Land of the Lost (2009)
they are my slaves, my conquering army.
1.4 secs
Parks and Recreation (2009) - S05E15 Correspondents' Lunch
Those are my jokes.
3 secs
Sons of Anarchy (2008) - S05E06 Crime
None of these attacks are coming out of my camp.
1.9 secs
South Park (1997) - S15E06 Comedy
None of you are!
1.9 secs
12 Monkeys (2015) - S02E13
None of us are.
1.4 secs
Game of Thrones (2011) - S06E01
None of us are.
2 secs
How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S03E09
None of you are!
2 secs
Game of Thrones (2011) - S03E03 Drama
None of us are.
2.5 secs
Game of Thrones (2011) - S03E05
- Your jokes are not appreciated. - It wasn't my best, but...
3.8 secs
Desperate Housewives (2004) - S02E13 Romance
So far none of my top choices are available.
1.5 secs
The Expanse (2015) - S01E07 Sci-Fi
None of my business why you guys are flying around
1.9 secs
Seinfeld (1989) - S07E14 The Cadillac (1)
...and none of my ideas are getting in.
3.1 secs
Brave (2012)
None of your sons are fit to marry my daughter.
2.8 secs
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake (2010) - S07E35 Comedy
and none of my flapjacks are turning out any good.