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It takes two numbers to measure your ass but only one to measure my son's future?
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It takes two numbers to measure your ass but only one to measure my son's future?
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1.4 secs
Back to the Future Part III (1990)
I just need to take your measurements.
2.1 secs
Bones (2005) - S12E03 Crime
According to your measurements, the victim only had
2.3 secs
Hot Pursuit (2015)
But you're forcing me to take extreme measures.
3.6 secs
Toy Story 2 (1999)
but you keep forcing me to take extreme measures.
3 secs
Star Trek: Enterprise (2001) - S02E02 Adventure
It's logical to take extreme measures to survive.
4.3 secs
Spies Like Us (1985)
Only to survive aggravated body temperature measurement.
2.5 secs
BrainDead (2016) - S01E07 Drama
It's best to follow through. Half-measures help no one.
2.6 secs
King of the Hill (1997) - S03E05 Comedy
BUT I DO HAVE TO MEASURE YOUR SPERM COUNT.
3.1 secs
How to Train Your Dragon 2 (2014)
No need for drastic measures.
3.4 secs
The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet
I mean, it only takes so long to measure to make sure that clothes will hang up.
2.6 secs
Clerks. (1994)
You prefer drastic measures to rational ones.
1.9 secs
Hidden Figures (2017)
No one thought to measure these things.
2.2 secs
My So-Called Life (1994) - S01E02 Dancing in the Dark
- It measures pressure. - Yeah, but like, what?
1.6 secs
Archer (2009) - S02E04 Animation
It's okay, I forgot to measure it.
1.2 secs
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013) - S04E15 Crime
Too close to measure.
1.2 secs
Broad City (2014) S04E05 Episode #4.5
and machismo to measure.
1.9 secs
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015) - S01E02 Josh's Girlfriend Is Really Cool!
♪ Take measurements of your body ♪
3.3 secs
The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug (2013)
It is precious to you beyond measure.
2.2 secs
Back to the Future (1985)
...and I'm going to take it out of your ass.
5.5 secs
My Best Friend's Wedding (1997)
He could never stack up to the one man I measure everyone against.
2.3 secs
No Country for Old Men (2007)
The crime you see now, it's hard to even take its measure.
2.4 secs
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
was the only one who measured up.
3 secs
Nathan for You (2013) - S03E04 Reality-TV
so I asked permission to take all his physical measurements
2.8 secs
Twister (1996)
to take scientific measurements from inside the funnel.
3.8 secs
The Big Short (2015)
Our agreement allows me, to take extraordinary measures
2.1 secs
Julius Caesar (1953)
shrunk to this little measure?
3.1 secs
Pure Genius (2016) - S01E07 A Bunker Hill Christmas
as a job that you had to take. It was a stopgap measure