"You don't need a pen to be a writer."

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The Mighty Boosh: Charliea S01E06
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The Mighty Boosh: Charliea S01E06
As if you're gonna be a writer. You haven't even got a pen.
Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood (1996)
May I have a pen, please? Thank you,
Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen
...it was a nice gesture to give me the pen, but I don't really need it.
Stand by Me (1986)
Fuck writing! I don't want to be a writer.
Hostel (2005)
Josh, you want to be a fucking writer?
Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood (1996)
But I can't teach you how to be a man,
Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood (1996)
What you gonna be doin'?
Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood (1996)
Damn, girl, you need to slow down with that,
Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood (1996)
Well, what I want you to do when you get that hot and you need a Iittle relief,
Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood (1996)
No, You know, men always seem to be really intimidated by me,
Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood (1996)
- AII right, just one, - That's all I need,
Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood (1996)
We need to call a truce,
Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood (1996)
You bound to driz-own!
Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood (1996)
We need to destroy ourselves!
The Perks of Being a Wallflower (2012)
So Sam tells me you wanna be a writer.
Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood (1996)
Writin' a poem,
Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood (1996)
You don't know me, That's right,
Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood (1996)
What I'm gonna need you to do is fill this form out,
Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood (1996)
Hold on, You use a condom?
Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood (1996)
? I feel a need for real dope