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Just trying to fire down a thousand-year-old Twinkie
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Fresh Off the Boat (2015) - S01E13 So Chineez
I need to go buy a thousand-year-old egg.
2.4 secs
Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man
It's amazing to think that a couple thousand years ago...
2.4 secs
Ice Age: The Meltdown (2006)
Why kill fire king? A thousand years...
2.2 secs
How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S03E09
Because he's a thousand years old.
2.3 secs
Slap Shot (1977)
You look a thousand years old.
2.5 secs
Game of Thrones (2011) - S03E06 Drama
Thousands of years old.
3.9 secs
Community (2009) - S03E08 Documentary Filmmaking: Redux
I am trying to pull a 400-year-old dagger
2.1 secs
The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
I'm just... I'm trying to help you grow up, Andy.
2.4 secs
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake (2010) - S05E11 Bad Little Boy
Girl, I'm a thousand years old, I'm a riddle.
2 secs
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (2017)
Try to contact the General. Get everyone down here.
2.2 secs
One Day at a Time 2017 (2017) - S01E11 The Straight and Narrow
I don't know, she's, like, a thousand years old.
4.4 secs
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake (2010) - S05E01 Comedy
I'm a thousand years old, and this is my crown.
2.6 secs
Conan the Barbarian (1982)
They say Thulsa Doom's a thousand years old.
1.4 secs
Please Like Me (2013) - S02E04 Gang Keow Wan
It's thousands of years old.
1.9 secs
Modern Family (2009) - S01E20 Benched
You see? He's just trying to light a fire.
1.7 secs
The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
I tried to introduce him to a few nice people...
5.5 secs
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997) - S05E13 Drama
the idea of a bright 14-year-old actually being living energy thousands of years old.
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Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997) - S05E13 Drama
the idea of a bright 14-year-old actually being living energy thousands of years old.
2.2 secs
The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
I'm just trying to get these shoes back to my house...
4.1 secs
Steven Universe (2013) - S02E27 It Could Have Been Great
They've spent thousands of years trying to protect the Earth.
2.8 secs
In Time (2011) Sci-Fi
A thousand years to the Time Lines.
1.8 secs
Childrens Hospital (2008) - S02E07 Frankfurters, Allman Brothers, Death, Frankfurters
I got a ten-year-old down!
1.5 secs
2 Broke Girls (2011) - S05E06 And the Not Regular Down There
Talk to my like I'm a 10-year-old...
0 secs
Ice Age: The Meltdown (2006)
bad ju-ju for killing fire king!! Why kill fire king? A thousand years...
0 secs
Ice Age: The Meltdown (2006)
Why kill fire king? A thousand years... Oh! No, no, no! Me fire king...
3.5 secs
Culture Club - Do You Really Want To Hurt Me
I could waste a thousand years
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The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
She just loved to get down with sex all the time.