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"I'm not even joking with you! Do not be bringing some fucked-up pooh-bah to my house!"

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White House Down (2013)
- Come on, I'm not your secretary, John. - I'm not asking you to be my secretary.
Arrested Development (2003) - S01E03 Bringing Up Buster
But I'm not going to let you destroy my relationship with my son...
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
Are you joking? He's not even covering my expenses.
Pulp Fiction
Are you deaf? You are not bringing this fucked-up bitch into my house!
Man Up (2015) Romance
- I'm joking. - Not funny.
With Bob & David (2015) - Season 1, Episode 1 Episode 1
I'm not joking and this ain't no show, mister.
Arrested Development (2003) - S01E03 Bringing Up Buster
This is not going to be a day at the beach.
Ash vs Evil Dead (2015) - S02E02
Florida LSD, not to be fucked with.
He Got Game (1998)
Not the house I'm going to get you.
Knocked Up (2007)
That's a lot of responsibility to be joking about. That's not funny.
Get Him to the Greek (2010)
Swear to God, I'm not joking, man. Yeah, 6:30.
Menace II Society (1993)
Wait. You know I'm not bringing no devil to the house.
Sausage Party (2016)
I'm not gonna do something fucked up to you now as soon as I get you in close.
He's Just Not That Into You (2009)
-It's not what she meant in that-- -No, it's got nothing to do with you.
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015) - S1E4 I'm Going on a Date with Josh's Friend!
♪ Not asking to be your fiancé ♪
He's Just Not That Into You (2009)
JANINE: Why do you even bother Iocking it? -What?
He's Just Not That Into You (2009)
I knew there had to be some reason why he was spending that time with you.
Arrested Development (2003) - S01E21 Not Without My Daughter
This has nothing to do with you. You're not my father.
The Sweetest Thing (2002)
- I'm not bah-jiggity. - You are so bah-jiggity.
New Girl (2011) - Season 6, Episode 1 House Hunt
I'm not selling my house.