"I stings me like a fissure in my ass, but you're right."

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The Kids Are All Right (2010)
Yeah? Well, I need your observations like I need a dick in my ass!
45 Years (2015)
Yeah, a fissure, I suppose you'd call it, like a narrow, narrow crack in the rock.
Imagine Dragons - I Bet My Life
So I, I bet my life, I bet my life, I bet my life on you
Imagine Dragons - I Bet My Life
So I, I bet my life, I bet my life
Imagine Dragons - I Bet My Life
I, I bet my life, I bet my life
Gilmore Girls A Year in the Life (2016) - S01E03 Summer
But you're all right.
Imagine Dragons - I Bet My Life
I bet my life on you
Kick-Ass (2010)
But don't get me wrong. I like girls my own age, too.
Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe
but still, youre in my way
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - S04E01 Mac & Dennis: Manhunters
- I like yogurt up my ass and a popsicle stick in my mouth, that's all. - Oh my god, man.
45 Years (2015)
A fissure.
Kick Ass 2 (2013)
- Just like a real-life Batcave. - I know, right?
Gilmore Girls A Year in the Life (2016) - S01E04 Fall
If I don't like it, I'll sue your ass.
Imagine Dragons - I Bet My Life
I, I bet my life, I bet my life, I bet my life on you
Kick Ass 2 (2013)
Get on the floor too, Gandalf, or I will bust a cap in your ass!
Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood (1996)
But you've still got that plunger in your ass, So you're cryin',
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants (2005)
No, you seem like a pain in the ass. But look, I have my own friends.
Imagine Dragons - I Bet My Life
I bet my life on you
Eminem - Ass Like That
I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo
Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe
but now youre in my way