"I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it'd do any good."

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There's Something About Mary (1998)
I thought you said she was a real spark plug.
There's Something About Mary (1998)
I thought you said she was a real spark plug.
Easy A (2010)
I thought it'd be aspirational.
It's a Wonderful Life (1947)
If I had any character, I'd ...
Risky Business (1983)
I didn't wanna do this. I thought it'd look good on my record.
Requiem for a Dream (2000)
I never thought I'd be on television. I'm just...
A Few Good Men (1992)
Anyway, since we seem to be out of witnesses, I thought I'd drink a little.
Beyoncé - If I Were A Boy
I'd listen to her
The Lonely Island - I'm On A Boat (Explicit Version) ft. T-Pain
Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
American Crime Story (2016) - S01E01
I thought it'd be better if we talked in person.
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)
I thought it'd be obvious.
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (2005)
I'd have given a week if I thought it would've helped.
Cat on a Hot Tin Roof
Good Lord! Do you think I'd care?
Beyoncé - If I Were A Boy
I'd kick it with who I wanted
Freaks and Geeks (1999) - Season 1, Episode 1
And I really think it'd be good for you.
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - S04E07 Who Pooped the Bed?
Dennis and Mac thought it'd be funny to put the frame on Frank
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
So, I just thought I'd do a preemptive strike.
A Few Good Men (1992)
I'd choose you any day of the week and twice on Sunday.
The Fast and the Furious 6 (2013)
I never thought I'd trust a criminal.
Arrested Development (2003) - S02E04 Good Grief!
Oh, Ann came to see me, so I thought I'd take a little break.