"I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it'd do any good."

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There's Something About Mary (1998)
I thought you said she was a real spark plug.
There's Something About Mary (1998)
I thought you said she was a real spark plug.
Easy A (2010)
I thought it'd be aspirational.
Risky Business (1983)
I didn't wanna do this. I thought it'd look good on my record.
It's a Wonderful Life (1947)
If I had any character, I'd ...
The Good Wife (2009) - Season 1, Episode 14 Drama
Okay, good, it'd be nice if he was innocent.
High School Musical (2006)
- Oh, dude, it's frightening. - I know. I thought it'd be a good laugh.
Exit Through the Gift Shop (2010)
At that point, I thought I'd better leave the park.
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
so I thought I'd better call you right away.
A Bug's Life (1998)
I never thought I'd see the day when an ant would put himself...
The Royal Tenenbaums (2001)
Spark Plug.
Requiem for a Dream (2000)
I never thought I'd be on television. I'm just...
Parenthood (1989)
I thought it'd be nice if we stayed with you.
A Few Good Men (1992)
I'd choose you any day of the week and twice on Sunday.
East Bound and Down: s01e02
I brought my glove and it'd mean a lot.
Barbershop 2: Back in Business (2004)
I thought it'd be a good day to walk and see the trees and dew.
Cat on a Hot Tin Roof
Good Lord! Do you think I'd care?
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - S04E07 Who Pooped the Bed?
Dennis and Mac thought it'd be funny to put the frame on Frank
Without a Paddle (2004)
I thought I'd just gotten shitfaced and bought a bunch of sombreros.
Beyoncé - If I Were A Boy
And I'd never get confronted for it