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I can get a boner really quick and it sticks straight up.
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I can get a boner really quick and it sticks straight up.
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Stick It (2006)
Stand up straight. Eyes and teeth, sugar.
1.7 secs
Knocked Up (2007)
Try getting a boner now.
2.6 secs
Passengers (2016) Drama
I'll get it back up as quickly as I can.
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Shameless (2011) S08E04 Fuck Paying It Forward
And I'm waking up with a boner so hard,
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Louie (2010) - S01E03 Dr. Ben / Nick
...and every other night, I stick a wooden, medicated boner in her...
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Parks and Recreation (2009) - S05E17 Partridge
sometimes when I blow my nose, I get a boner.
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Parks and Recreation (2009) - S05E17 Partridge
sometimes when I blow my nose, I get a boner.
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The Mindy Project (2012) - S01E12 Hooking Up is Hard
Can I get a quick photo with you?
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015) - S01E05 Josh and I Are Good People!
♪ I'm a good person... Get it straight ♪
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One Day at a Time 2017 (2017) - S01E11 The Straight and Narrow
Just make it quick.
2 secs
The Fast and The Furious
It's gonna spool up really quick.
2 secs
Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Can I try it really quick?
1.5 secs
The Office (2005) - S03E18 Safety Training
and your hair sticks up straight.
1.9 secs
Four Christmases (2008)
I heard it fills up really quick.
1.7 secs
Hot in Cleveland (2010) - S01E07 It's Not That Complicated
Can I get a stick of butter, please?
1.7 secs
That's My Boy (2012)
service revolver, stick it straight up
1.9 secs
Sir Mix a Lot - Baby Got Back (Official Video)
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
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Shameless (2011) S08E04 Fuck Paying It Forward
I'm getting a boner every morning
2.6 secs
The Office (US) (2005) - S01E02
OK, do me. Something stereotypical so I can get it really quick.
1.6 secs
Straight Outta Compton (2015)
This is how fucked up it can get.
2.2 secs
Workaholics (2011) - S01E07 Straight Up Juggahos
- Awesome, dude. Can I give it a try?
2.7 secs
Rounders (1998)
I can probably crack the game just as quickly straight up,
3 secs
American Dad! (2005) - S06E16 Comedy
I can get over the death of a girlfriend really quickly.
3.8 secs
Family Guy (1999) - S06E05 Comedy
- Say, "I bet you can't get a boner." - I bet you can't get a boner.
1.7 secs
Sir Mix a Lot - Baby Got Back (Official Video)
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
1.7 secs
The Office (2005) - S02E02 Sexual Harassment
is getting a boner.
3.4 secs
10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
so some Drakkar Noir-wearing dexter with a boner can feel you up