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You give me that "juris-my-dick-tion" crap, you can cram it up your ass.
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You give me that "juris-my-dick-tion" crap, you can cram it up your ass.
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2.8 secs
Archer (2009) - S07E09
before you start cramming your trash dick...
3.3 secs
The Kentucky Fried Movie (1977)
and you can take that crap and blow it out your ass.
3.9 secs
NewsRadio (1995) - S04E17 Romance
'Cause I gotta tell you, watching you cram that crap into your mouth...
2.2 secs
Louie (2010) - S05E08 The Road, Pt. 2
You mind if I cram my dick in your asshole for a minute?
1.8 secs
Vacation 2015 (2015)
Juris-dick in my ass, Kyle.
2.5 secs
Louie (2010) - S03E02 Telling Jokes / Set Up
I just sucked your dick, you can eat my pussy.
2.7 secs
Sex Drive (2008)
-You, get your ass up. -Give me a minute.
1.4 secs
That's My Boy (2012)
It's insulin, you dick.
3.9 secs
Monsieur Lazhar (2011)
Gimme that, you dick! Give it back to me!
3.6 secs
Kick-Ass (2010)
It's all the cartridge crap that comes out of your gay little Taser when you fire it.
3.3 secs
A Clockwork Orange (1971)
You know what you can do with that watch? Stick it up your ass!
2.9 secs
Catch Me If You Can (2002)
There is no jury.
2.1 secs
Dick (1999)
What, what? Don't you give me that look.
1.2 secs
That's My Boy (2012)
You think you can keep that dick
3.7 secs
Sons of Anarchy (2008) - S01E08 Crime
pulled those dicks out of your ass so you could put it in that chair.
2.4 secs
Born on the Fourth of July (1989)
and you can stuff it up your ass, he said.
5.4 secs
The Great White Hype (1996)
I'll tell you what, honk. I'll stick my dick so far up your fucking ass I impale your tonsils.
1.2 secs
Jon Benjamin Has a Van (2011) - S01E01 Border
- Give me my passport, you ass-
2.8 secs
Catch Me If You Can (2002)
Your Honor, Iadies and gentIemen of the jury,
2.6 secs
Dick (1999)
I'll buzz you up so that my mom doesn't hear.
3.3 secs
Kick-Ass (2010)
And I can be that stranger. You just gotta give me a chance.
2.4 secs
Boyz n the Hood (1991)
It's my porch. You can take your dumb-ass home.
3.2 secs
Dick (1999)
Give me a name, so when you call next, I'll know it's you.
1.6 secs
Please Like Me (2013) - S01E04 All You Can Eat
Yep. Suck my dick, bitch!
3 secs
Benny & Joon (1993)
Don't you give me that crap. You took advantage.
3.3 secs
Tyrant (2014) - S03E01 Spring
You can shove forgiveness up your ass.
4 secs
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 (2011)
You can spout that crap to your bloodsucker, but you don't fool me.