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Your mother would still be a milkmaid if I hadn't squirted you into her belly.
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A Bug's Life (1998)
I swear, if I hadn't promised Mother on her deathbed...
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Patch Adams (1998) Comedy
She'd still be here if I hadn't met her.
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Divergent (2014)
You'd still be standing there if I hadn't hit you.
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Batman Begins (2005)
- Why did you bring me here? - If I hadn't, your mind would be lost.
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American Dad! (2005) - S07E09 Comedy
If you hadn't, I'd still be
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And then call your mother to see if you can be reabsorbed back into her
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South Park (1997) - S13E14 Comedy
in your mother's-a belly!
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The Circle (2017)
Mercer would still be here if we hadn't lost touch.
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The Maze Runner (2014)
Yeah, but if l hadn't, Alby would still be alive.
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The Sting (1973)
Would be still, if Billie hadn't set me up here.
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Die Hard: With a Vengeance (1995)
If I hadn't have saved your fuckin' ass, I wouldn't be sittin' here with you ...
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The Matrix
...would you still have broken it if I hadn't said anything?
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Chris Brown - Love More (Audio) ft. Nicki Minaj
I hope your pockets got a Mother------- pot belly
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You know, I never would have done this if you hadn't talked me into it.
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How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S03E09
It's still kind of weird being alone with Robin, but if you were here...
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Pulp Fiction
If you had a pot belly, I would punch you in it.
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[ Kissing ] Would you like it if I had a pot belly?
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I have to thank you, Crais. If you hadn't have returned, we all would be dead.
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Black Swan (2010)
If I hadn't taken you to each of your classes, you would have been completely lost.
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How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E04
if it hadn't have been for that shirt,
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The Flash (2014) -S01E20
If you hadn't let him take me, I would be dead, for sure.
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Ransom (2016) - S01E03 Crime
Those men would be dead if you hadn't.
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Victoria (2016) - S01E02 Drama
She would be yours if you would just flirt with her a little.
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Mad Men (2007) - S02E06 Maidenform
If you hadn't brought me in, where would l be?
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Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E09 Phase One, Complete
She wouldn't even be here now if you hadn't taken her upstairs last night.
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Archer (2009) - S01E09 Animation
And if ODIN made you a better offer, what kind of mother would I be...
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Animal Kingdom (2016) - S01E07
- If you hadn't... - If I hadn't what?