💥   Watch user mashups made from clips
Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
{#vote.total#}
Your mother would still be a milkmaid if I hadn't squirted you into her belly.
Embed this clip in your website?
Your mother would still be a milkmaid if I hadn't squirted you into her belly.
Start Clip End
<<< << < 466.58 > >> >>> <<< << < 471.74 > >> >>>
keeps the servers running:
#ew
#cool
#idk
#stop

3.6 secs
A Bug's Life (1998)
I swear, if I hadn't promised Mother on her deathbed...
2.8 secs
Patch Adams (1998) Comedy
She'd still be here if I hadn't met her.
4.3 secs
Divergent (2014)
You'd still be standing there if I hadn't hit you.
3.8 secs
Batman Begins (2005)
- Why did you bring me here? - If I hadn't, your mind would be lost.
1.2 secs
American Dad! (2005) - S07E09 Comedy
If you hadn't, I'd still be
3 secs
Community (2009) - S06E04 Queer Studies & Advanced Waxing
And then call your mother to see if you can be reabsorbed back into her
1.9 secs
South Park (1997) - S13E14 Comedy
in your mother's-a belly!
2.4 secs
The Circle (2017)
Mercer would still be here if we hadn't lost touch.
3.1 secs
The Maze Runner (2014)
Yeah, but if l hadn't, Alby would still be alive.
2.9 secs
The Sting (1973)
Would be still, if Billie hadn't set me up here.
2.8 secs
Die Hard: With a Vengeance (1995)
If I hadn't have saved your fuckin' ass, I wouldn't be sittin' here with you ...
3 secs
The Matrix
...would you still have broken it if I hadn't said anything?
2.7 secs
Chris Brown - Love More (Audio) ft. Nicki Minaj
I hope your pockets got a Mother------- pot belly
3.3 secs
That '70s Show (1998) - S01E01 Romance
You know, I never would have done this if you hadn't talked me into it.
3 secs
How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S03E09
It's still kind of weird being alone with Robin, but if you were here...
3.6 secs
Pulp Fiction
If you had a pot belly, I would punch you in it.
3.4 secs
Pulp Fiction
[ Kissing ] Would you like it if I had a pot belly?
3.5 secs
Farscape (1999) - S02E21 Sci-Fi
I have to thank you, Crais. If you hadn't have returned, we all would be dead.
4.2 secs
Black Swan (2010)
If I hadn't taken you to each of your classes, you would have been completely lost.
1.6 secs
How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E04
if it hadn't have been for that shirt,
3.1 secs
The Flash (2014) -S01E20
If you hadn't let him take me, I would be dead, for sure.
1.6 secs
Ransom (2016) - S01E03 Crime
Those men would be dead if you hadn't.
3.5 secs
Victoria (2016) - S01E02 Drama
She would be yours if you would just flirt with her a little.
2.5 secs
Mad Men (2007) - S02E06 Maidenform
If you hadn't brought me in, where would l be?
3.8 secs
Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E09 Phase One, Complete
She wouldn't even be here now if you hadn't taken her upstairs last night.
3.3 secs
Archer (2009) - S01E09 Animation
And if ODIN made you a better offer, what kind of mother would I be...
2.4 secs
Animal Kingdom (2016) - S01E07
- If you hadn't... - If I hadn't what?