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Your mother would still be a milkmaid if I hadn't squirted you into her belly.
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A Bug's Life (1998)
I swear, if I hadn't promised Mother on her deathbed...
2 secs
The O.C. (2003) - S02E02 Drama
No. If I hadn't left, then you guys would still be together.
2.8 secs
Patch Adams (1998) Comedy
She'd still be here if I hadn't met her.
4.3 secs
Divergent (2014)
You'd still be standing there if I hadn't hit you.
3.8 secs
Batman Begins (2005)
- Why did you bring me here? - If I hadn't, your mind would be lost.
1.2 secs
American Dad! (2005) - S07E09 Comedy
If you hadn't, I'd still be
3 secs
Community (2009) - S06E04 Queer Studies & Advanced Waxing
And then call your mother to see if you can be reabsorbed back into her
1.9 secs
South Park (1997) - S13E14 Comedy
in your mother's-a belly!
2.4 secs
The Circle (2017)
Mercer would still be here if we hadn't lost touch.
3.1 secs
The Maze Runner (2014)
Yeah, but if l hadn't, Alby would still be alive.
2.9 secs
The Sting (1973)
Would be still, if Billie hadn't set me up here.
2.8 secs
Die Hard: With a Vengeance (1995)
If I hadn't have saved your fuckin' ass, I wouldn't be sittin' here with you ...
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Chris Brown - Love More (Audio) ft. Nicki Minaj
I hope your pockets got a Mother------- pot belly
3 secs
The Matrix
...would you still have broken it if I hadn't said anything?
3.3 secs
That '70s Show (1998) - S01E01 Romance
You know, I never would have done this if you hadn't talked me into it.
3 secs
How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S03E09
It's still kind of weird being alone with Robin, but if you were here...
2.4 secs
Phineas and Ferb (2007) - S01E15 Comedy
Although I see your mother turned her into a lamp.
3.6 secs
Pulp Fiction
If you had a pot belly, I would punch you in it.
3.4 secs
Pulp Fiction
[ Kissing ] Would you like it if I had a pot belly?
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The O.C. (2003) - S02E21 Drama
But it would be very nice if you visited your old mother a little more often.
3.5 secs
Farscape (1999) - S02E21 Sci-Fi
I have to thank you, Crais. If you hadn't have returned, we all would be dead.
4.2 secs
Black Swan (2010)
If I hadn't taken you to each of your classes, you would have been completely lost.
1.6 secs
How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E04
if it hadn't have been for that shirt,
3.1 secs
The Flash (2014) -S01E20
If you hadn't let him take me, I would be dead, for sure.
1.6 secs
Ransom (2016) - S01E03 Crime
Those men would be dead if you hadn't.
3.5 secs
Victoria (2016) - S01E02 Drama
She would be yours if you would just flirt with her a little.
3.4 secs
Friends (1994) - S07E11 The One With All the Cheesecakes
If I hadn't stopped her, there probably wouldn't be a wedding to go to.