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- No, man, It wasn't me. - That's Joe Dirt!
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- No, man, It wasn't me. - That's Joe Dirt!
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Joe Dirt
But I guess it wasn't no circus.
2.6 secs
Joe Dirt
- That's cool, man. Whatever. - No, no, no, no, no!
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Joe Dirt
Wait, wait, man. I found out later that she wasn't my sister.
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Joe Dirt
Yeah, man. That little boy, that's me.
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Joe Dirt
Yeah, I did, but by the way, it wasn't no atom bomb.
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Joe Dirt
No, I know, man. That's all... That's for you.
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Joe Dirt
How long were you ridin' in that car before you realized I wasn't in it?
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Joe Dirt
No, sir, man. I don't like that crap.
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Joe Dirt
Even me? What's that supposed to mean, man?
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Joe Dirt
No, that can't be. That's not what it is.
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Joe Dirt
That's it. You and me. Let's go.
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Joe Dirt
there won't be some that accidentally have me and my parents in 'em, man.
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Joe Dirt
It's Joe Dirt. But if you're just gonna make fun of me, man,
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Joe Dirt
So, you're gonna tell me that you don't have no black cats,
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Joe Dirt
Well, no one's really put it like that, but I don't think so.
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Joe Dirt
and it's amazing to me that you turned out like you did
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Joe Dirt
That hug was completely asexual. You know, he kind of snuck it up on me.
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Joe Dirt
- No. - Come on, man.
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Joe Dirt
Yeah? That's gross, man.
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Joe Dirt
Anyway, the cops knew it wasn't a bomb right away.
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Joe Dirt
I guess I'm lucky it wasn't hot chili day today.
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Joe Dirt
That's sick, man.
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Joe Dirt
No. That's... That's wrong.
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Joe Dirt
No, man. No, you don't need to bother her none.
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Joe Dirt
See, it wasn't really my dog. It was this girl's dog.
2.1 secs
Joe Dirt
Man, I got it. It's comin'.
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Joe Dirt
Is that all? No!