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You couldn't find your own ass with two hands!
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You couldn't find your own ass with two hands!
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Luke Cage (2016) - S01E08 Crime
You probably couldn't find your own ass with both hands.
2.5 secs
The Blacklist (2013) - S01E15 Drama
Couldn't find their own asses with a mirror and a GPS.
2.3 secs
The French Connection (1971)
with our own two hands?
1 secs
Parks and Recreation (2009) - S07E06 Save Jj's
with his own two hands.
2.2 secs
The Mindy Project (2012) - S01E11 Bunk Bed
in building something with your own two hands.
1.2 secs
Fantastic Four (2015)
with my own two hands.
1.4 secs
Parks and Recreation (2009) - S06E08 Fluoride
with my own two hands.
1.7 secs
Game of Thrones (2011) - S04E04 Drama
with your own hand.
2.5 secs
Amadeus (1984)
...with your own hands.
2.6 secs
Van Helsing (2016) - S01E02 Seen You
Find someone your own size to slap around, ass!
2.3 secs
Glengarry Glen Ross (1992)
Cop couldn't find his dick with two hands and a map.
3.2 secs
Whiplash (2014)
If your ass is not on that stool with your own sticks in hand...
3.2 secs
Whiplash (2014)
If your ass is not on that stool with your own sticks in hand...
1.4 secs
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (2015) - S02E13 Kimmy Finds Her Mom!
with my own girlfriend... hand.
3.9 secs
American Horror Story (2011) - S01E11 Horror
You pathetic homos couldn't steal the shit out of your own ass.
2.4 secs
Seymour An Introduction (2015)
that with my own two hands,
4.6 secs
Beerfest (2006)
You couldn't hit your own ball bag with your own wrinkled cock.
1.9 secs
Childrens Hospital (2008) - S04E01 The Boy with the Pancakes Tattoo
I couldn't find your gallbladder.
2.3 secs
Allied (2016)
You will execute her with your own hand,
1.8 secs
House of Cards (2013) - S03E12
You signed this letter with your own hand.
4.5 secs
NewsRadio (1995) - S02E12
I'm assuming you crafted this with your own hands.
3.5 secs
Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005)
Baby, you couldn't find the button with both hands and a map.
5.4 secs
The Jetsons (1962) - S01E05 Comedy
I, Pierre, shall style your hair with my own two hands.
3.2 secs
Zapped! (1982)
You'll just have to do it with your own two hands.
2.5 secs
Bob's Burgers (2011) S08E02 The Silence of the Louise
Him? He couldn't catch his butt with two hands.
3.5 secs
James Bond: Never Say Never Again (1983)
With your left hand, you control two nuclear missiles.
2.7 secs
V for Vendetta (2006)
- You find your own tree. - You find your own tree.