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You get me one of those scales, I'll give you two ounces for it.
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You get me one of those scales, I'll give you two ounces for it.
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2.3 secs
Louie (2010) - S04E11 In The Woods, Pt. 1
Can you get me one of those scales from your school?
3.5 secs
Eight Crazy Nights (2002)
Not one of those places has made you change an ounce for the better.
1.5 secs
Just Go with It (2011)
I'll give you two chickens for it.
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Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce (2014) - S02E02 Drama
You are not getting one ounce of my father's jizz,
1.3 secs
Scent of a Woman (1992)
I'll give you two.
3.9 secs
Arrested Development (2003) - S03E03 Forget Me Now
Hey, dudes, I'll get you a couple of 64-ounce colas...
1.7 secs
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997)
You give me five seconds, I'll get it.
3.1 secs
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)
Harry, now you give me those, and I'll get them signed.
1.2 secs
Iron Man (2008)
You get me one of those?
3 secs
Life of Brian (1979)
- Give the flowers a chance. - I'll give you one for it.
1.8 secs
Sons of Anarchy (2008) - S05E11 Crime
I'll give you two hours.
3.2 secs
Sons of Anarchy (2008) - S01E03 Crime
- I'll give you two. - A'ight.
2 secs
Can't Buy Me Love (1987)
and you get one of those.
2.9 secs
Flight of The Conchords S01E03
I'll get it for you. I'll get it for you.
1.3 secs
Chasing Ice (2012)
to give you a sense of scale.
2.3 secs
Community (2009) - S02E07 Aerodynamics of Gender
Give me some, I'll smoke you two under the table.
2.1 secs
Downton Abbey (2010) - S06E06 Family
Oh, let me give you one of those.
1.8 secs
The Deuce (2017) S01E01 Pilot
Hey, give me one of those, will you?
2.6 secs
The Legend of Zorro (2005)
Well, I'll give you 500 for it.
3 secs
Community (2009) - S01E07 Introduction to Statistics
I'll trade you one of mine for two of yours.
2 secs
F Is for Family (2015) - S02E08 Comedy
Not one ounce of bullshit.
3.9 secs
Louie (2010) - S04E12 In The Woods, Pt. 2
Actually, you said two ounces.
1.1 secs
In Time (2011) Sci-Fi
I'll give you two days for them.
1.7 secs
Parks and Recreation (2009) - S05E02 Soda Tax
you get 64 ounces.
2.4 secs
Baby Driver (2017) Crime
You give me one of two replies. Yes or no.
1.3 secs
Broad City (2014) - S02E08 Kirk Steele
I'll give you two for $60.
1.7 secs
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015) - S02E12 Is Josh Free in Two Weeks?
but, you know, you try getting one of those bitches...