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I masturbated to an extra-curvy piece of driftwood the other day!
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Fresh Off the Boat (2015) - S03E09 How to Be an American
Driftwood.
1.5 secs
The Simpsons (1989) - S28E20
I just had an extra piece.
2.5 secs
The Office (2005) - S08E13 Jury Duty
so I took an extra day to help out.
2.5 secs
The Office (2005) - S06E16 The Manager and the Salesman
I get an extra day to recuperate surrounded by doctors.
3.5 secs
It's the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown (1966)
Can I have an extra piece of candy for my stupid brother?
1.5 secs
The Invention of Lying (2009)
I just masturbated.
1.9 secs
The Invention of Lying (2009)
I was just masturbating.
1.4 secs
Fresh Off the Boat (2015) - S03E18 Time to Get Ill
I have an extra pair of foam claws
2.3 secs
Election (1999)
and I stayed an extra day to do some sightseeing.
2.5 secs
Sergeant York
maybe you need some extra help on the other piece of land.
2.9 secs
Fresh Off the Boat (2015) - S03E15 Living While Eddie
Which means an extra day of location fees.
2.5 secs
The Mighty Boosh: Charliea S01E06
We stayed on an extra day to watch the hanging.
1.6 secs
Empire (2015) - S02E01
I saw an old friend of yours the other day.
3.8 secs
Fancy Bolero
Driftwood on the stream of life
6.1 secs
Fancy Bolero
Driftwood on the stream of life
4 secs
Fancy Bolero
Driftwood on the stream of life
2.2 secs
The Office (2005) - S07E24 Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager
Okay, well, then I want an extra vacation day.
2.6 secs
Seinfeld (1989) - S09E18 The Frogger
I need to replace an antique piece of cake.
3.7 secs
The Out-of-Towners (1999)
As you know I've masturbated up to 17 times a day.
2.9 secs
Louie (2010) - S01E05 Travel Day / South
I use it to masturbate with.
3 secs
The Office (2005) - S04E14 Chair Model
(IMITATING YODA) Pass curvy metal piece, you will.
2.5 secs
Madam Secretary (2014) - S02E15 Right of the Boom
I had to learn for an experimental piece
0.9 secs
The League (2009) - S04E03 The Freeze Out
masturbated in one day?
1.2 secs
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015) - S01E09 I'm Going to the Beach with Josh and His Friends!
An extra person?
1.9 secs
The Office (2005) - S08E01 The List
an extra long Columbus day weekend?
1.5 secs
Blades of Glory (2007)
and the wisdom to know that masturbation
1.3 secs
Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce (2014) - S02E04 Drama
or extra piece.