"'Cause every Puerto Rican's a lousy chicken"

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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day
Hey. There's a guy burning the Puerto Rican flag.
Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day
I think every Puerto Rican in the world is out here.
SNL Scarlett Johansson
>> WHAT'S A PUERTO RICAN HICKEY?
Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day
Because it's Puerto Rican Day.
Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day
Yeah, it's like this every day in Puerto Rico.
Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day
...so if you could just leave me a little window...
Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day
Oh, he's giving you a mustache. Where is this guy?
Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day
You know, my aunt had a thing removed with a laser.
Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day
- Wait a second. - What?
Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day
You're just a prop comic. Where's the craft?
Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day
Yes, I buy and sell men like myself every day.
Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day
I'm a wealthy industrialist and philanthropist and a bicyclist.
Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day
I love a parade.
Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day
Roll up your window. Let's do a pressed ham under glass.
Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day
They have to see a human face.
Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day
- It's the Puerto Rican Day parade. - It's the Puerto Rican Day parade.
SNL Scarlett Johansson
PUERTO RICAN HICKEY.
Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day
Lovely, this is a lovely apartment. Lovely.
Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day
- Come on, Father, you can make it. - No, I can't. I've got a bad hip.
The Monster Squad (1987) Comedy
Every night I have a lousy night.