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He is half as stupid, and he will work for Vienna sausages.
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He is half as stupid, and he will work for Vienna sausages.
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1.4 secs
Galaxy Quest (1999)
He's as stupid as he is ugly.
3.4 secs
Observe and Report (2009)
...because he works for me, you stupid motherfucker.
1.9 secs
The Sound of Music (1965)
He's leaving for Vienna in the morning.
1.9 secs
Roots Part 3
Make you as stupid as he is.
4.1 secs
Sense and Sensibility (1995)
If his regrets are half as painful as mine, he will suffer enough.
2.1 secs
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
He is as clumsy as he is stupid.
1.8 secs
The Simpsons (1989) - S29E11
as your stupid test says he is.
1 secs
Home for the Holidays
He's stupid.
3 secs
Best in Show (2000)
He's worked for two and a half years. He can't miss this.
2.4 secs
The Simpsons (1989) - S29E11
and he's not anywhere near as stupid
2 secs
Rick and Morty (2013) - S02E07
He's the reason our kids are only half-stupid.
3.2 secs
Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation (2015)
And if he is wrong, then we have Vienna allover again!
2.4 secs
Family Guy(1999) - S15E15 Cop and a Half-Wit
Man, you guys think Joe's as happy as he says he is,
3.2 secs
Limitless
And as soon as he is able, we will proceed.
4.4 secs
The Yearling
Just hollering for it, he says, and it ain't half as good as pork.
3.2 secs
Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation (2015)
And if he is wrong, then we have Vienna allover again!
2 secs
Sausage Party (2016)
And, hey, for all we know, he's okay.
2.7 secs
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)
- Is he working on anything new? - Don't know.
4 secs
The Blacklist (2013) - S01E18 Drama
finding out who he is and who he works for.
5.4 secs
Crazy Stupid Love (2011)
You put that on his radar and he won't see you as a little girl anymore, that's for sure.
3.5 secs
The Blacklist (2013) - S01E19 Drama
Finding out who he is and who he works for.
1.9 secs
Grimm (2011) - S06E01
And he's not stupid. He knows how this works.
4.2 secs
Desperate Housewives (2004) - S01E15 Romance
He's not gonna be able to come back to work for four-and-a-half months.
1.3 secs
Network (1976)
He returned to the Vienna...
4.3 secs
A League of Their Own (1992)
Right. The important thing is he's stupid, out of work and treats me bad.
2 secs
Failure to Launch (2006)
Half an hour. He's only here for some dental work.
3 secs
A Clockwork Orange (1971)
He is, as you will perceive, fit and well-nourished.